Tiger Down

Some silly bod in a white van has just toppled the tiger.

List of bits;
side stand fucked, gear lever maybe (wait for daylight), left pannier
lid, left bar-end, front mud-guard, can't see anything else now.

Handles fine, no wobble even with hands off the bars. Waiting now to see
the final score in the daylight.

The driver is known to one and all ;-)

Step forward Mr. Veggie Dave.

Do we have an award for WVM incidents? Both for the driver and victim I
mean

 

It was a mercy killing.

--
Veggie Dave
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Oops. Still expensive.

I we do, The Doctor deserves one. And Simes' missus.

 

So it's your fault

 

In message

Just asked for a quote from a shop recommended by my neighbour who was
very please with the work done on his bike. Bodymech if anyone else has
comments on them (http://www.motorcycle-accident-repair.co.uk/).

Just so pleased that it's rideable. Lifting the fscker into his van was
not something I was looking forward to. Added to that, how would you
like to get a lift home in the van that did the deed?

Who's KotL?

 

Tim said...

String the blind **** up by his testicles

 

Well volunteered, that man.

 

I knew I wasn't to blame.

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

Be fair, it's only a Tiger.

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

Veggie Dave said...

"You must have shot an awful lot of tigers"

"Yes, I used a machine gun"

 

**** that, give it to Verdi such that it can give of it's bits and his
Tiger can once again breath life upon the under-terrorised lanes of
Gloucestershire.

 

<VVBG>

 

Tim came up with the following;:

Hook, line and stinker ...

 

Tranny vs tiger.

It sounds dodgy from the outset.

 

The kilt is an item of male apparel, and you shouldn't take the piss out of
those who wear it. Even if they can't drive.

 

Love that whole film.

"This car..... is owned by the *Pakistani Ambassador*!"

 

The Older Gentleman said...

It's my son's all time favourite film. By the time he was 2 1/2 he could
load the video and start it playing, then he wore out two copies in a
year by repeatedly rewinding to the start of the car chase. He could
pretty much recite the whole script by the time he was 3. It kept him
quiet and out of mischief and was a fucking sight better than the "Kin
Lion"[1] film he constantly watched before.

[1] Lion King, but he used to get things mixed up[2] as kids that age
do. We thought " 'kin Lion film " was kind of appropriate considering
the amount of times he watched it.
[2] "Crappy umble" instead of apple crumble was my favourite cos his
mum's cooking is fucking terrible. There were others.

 

For those of us, i.e. me, who are clueless about films [1] what film are
you all talking about?

[1] when ukrm descends into film speak I have not got a clue what is
being talked about in 99% of cases.

 

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Got it now? ;-))

 

Curiously somebody emailed me the (very old) joke with that as the
punchline only yesterday.

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