Tiny one (humor..okay)

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Mr. JayT, Jan 31, 2009.

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    Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professio nal nurse. 
    and in over twenty years Sir,  I've never laughed at a patient."
    "However, there's always a first time,"
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    Jerry, the patient in question proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
    the tiniest "man thingy" <!>
    I have ever seen. 
    Length and width, it  couldn't have
    been bigger than a AAA battery. 
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    Unable to control herself, the nurse
    started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. (ya know...like:
    LOL) 
    Ten minutes later she
    was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.  "I'm so
    sorry Sir.''
    said the nurse. " I don't know what came over me.
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    On my honor as a nurse
    and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. 
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    Now,tell me Sir, what seems to
    be the problem?" 
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    "...It's swollen," Jerry replied.
     
    Mr. JayT, Jan 31, 2009
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