Bill, Beemer , and Brian were at a TMNG convention together, and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper, in Irving. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Beemer and Brian, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Beemer can sing songs for the next 25 flights, and Brian can tell sad stories for the rest of the way." At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Beemer began to sing. At the 51st floor, he stopped singing and Brian began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," Brian said. "I left the room KEY in the car!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (awright, pretty funny huh?,BJAY)
