To Bear, re Oh Bollocks

Not sure if mentioned in the thread, and I can't be arsed reading it all but

1: Go to local hire shop

hire one of these

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Welder-Cutting-Torch-W-Oxy-Acetylene-Tanks-w-Carrier_W0QQitemZ140166035149

with cutting torch, melt padlock off

 

I'll be bringing a few alternative implements, just in case.

 

Sidecar Monotreme is watching you manipulate.

Cropping a lock is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

The irgh technique isn't to melt it off. It's to heat it gto red, an
dthen cut the acetylene... the flow of oxygen will burn through the iron.

 

Game on.

 

<googles>

Ah, thought the name was familiar. The original Bosphorus is in Cardiff
Bay.

Yum, yum.

 

Couldn't get in there last time I was down the Bay. They said come back at
2130 so we went round the corner to the Eli Jenkins pub. I think I had a
kebab later but it wasn't from the Bosphorus...

 

I'd love to, except I have a job interview on the Thursday. I don't
think I'd be on best of form after an evening with Platy, let alone
you...

 

Cheers. They've already switched the date once, so you never know...

 

Certainly, and attempt to book the platylodge