To the Harley Davidson rider on the Laguna Seca Parade Lap on Saturday.

#$@$#@$#@$@##$ damn, you foo'. bigass copper colored full dresser with
hard cases, top box, and that bathtub fairing with no windscreen... gotta
bitch on back with a camera. got running boards. Saturday, Laguna Seca,
in the 2nd group on the parade lap.

1st, you zoom around the pack to the front just as we approach the top of
the hill before the corkscrew, then you veer across my path, gouge a divot
out of the track with your floorboards, jacking your bike a foot sideways,
and abruptly slow down and wobble around the rest of the turn. I slow,
let you go, shake my head in disgust.

2nd, you DO THIS AGAIN on turn 11. We (me on a red BMW R1100RS, and a
pack o sportybikes behind me) had all dropped back to give the pace car
some room so we could zoom the turn a bit. YOU PASS US, CUT ME OFF, and
DO ANOTHER PIROUETTE ON YOUR $#@$@@ FLOORBOARD

3rd... turn 2. son of a BITCH? are you THAT FUCKING STUPID? YOU DID IT
AGAIN EXACTLY THE SAME.




ok, I let that out. I feel better now. honest. but if anyone knows the
owner of a copper hardley full dresser who did the parade lap, could you
beat him over the head with a cluestick for us? dankya!

-jrp

ps. and to the squid in the later pack who popped a wheelie on a yammy
blue-R-thing, taking out someones green (kawi?), when the pace car stopped
at the turn 6 bridge, YOU ARE AN IDIOT TOO.

 

One more reason not to bother with the fan lap thing. Stuff like this
happens EVERY time. Track days at Laguna are expensive, but then how
much does one pay for a MotoGP ticket and (jacked up for the event)
hotel room rates anyway?

 

all 3 days, $90 for the ticket.
3 nights (thur-sat night) camping on Fox Hill, also $90, including parking
right there by my tent. seemed like a OK deal.

the parade lap was still fun, don't get my rant wrong.

 

Stuff like this happens EVERY time.

And people crash every year, too. Except this year I heard there were
~6 bikes down. Busy year!

I remember seeing the tard on the copper barge, right after the
Corkscrew, too..and remember referring to them as such. Alas, I didn't
see it in the back of the Shame Truck on the clean-up lap.


-cds