Today is a bad day

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Apr 23, 2009.

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    Beav Guest

    Should've delegated that job to Nige.

    He'd have been reluctant for sure, he'd have been sympathetic too, but he'd
    have done the necessary using words along the lines of "You're **** all but
    a spunkbucket that leaks and dribbles, so **** off and take your scabby twat
    with you"

    Probably.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Apr 24, 2009
    #21
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    Beav Guest

    It takes a bit of time. Usually about 2 or 3 days, but it's good when you've
    overcome that hurdle.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Apr 24, 2009
    #22
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    SD Guest

    It's now extra super shiny, courtesy of Muck-Off and Miracle Shine.

    Even the wheels.
    Gladly the cross-eyed bear.

    I'm Wing-fettling[1]for next week's MOT, then off to the Ship to meet
    the brothers Wegg.[2]

    [1] HR decided we all have to have at least one break of two weeks, so
    I added yesterday and today at the last minute. My two weeks off, post
    bin[3], in Feb. doesn't count, apparently.

    [2] and anyone else who pops along.

    [3] Talking of which, where's my bloody trophy?
     
    SD, Apr 24, 2009
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    ginge Guest

    10 Don't worry, its far too complicated for you developers.
    20 Goto 10
     
    ginge, Apr 24, 2009
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    CT Guest

    *happy sigh*

    Back to work...

    10 FOR I=1 TO 10
    etc, etc.
     
    CT, Apr 24, 2009
    #25
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    ogden Guest

    All I need to do now is sober up enough to ride home.
     
    ogden, Apr 24, 2009
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    darsy Guest


    we popped into The Ship after Simpsons. It was rammed with Suits and
    fat chicks.

    Suits you, sir.
     
    darsy, Apr 24, 2009
    #27
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    ogden Guest

    I've been quite tired all afternoon.
     
    ogden, Apr 24, 2009
    #28
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    davethedave Guest

    Turkeys nice. You up for that far?
     
    davethedave, Apr 24, 2009
    #29
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    zymurgy Guest

    Hey, it's easy. Lie in, read a book, fill out a few job applications,
    roust a few agents, eat, bed, sleep.

    Rinse and repeat.

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Apr 24, 2009
    #30
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Oi! Get back to alt.rec.layabouts where your sort are tolerated.
     
    Colin Irvine, Apr 24, 2009
    #31
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    wessie Guest

    Eurotunnel>France>Belgium>Germany>Austria>Hungary>Romania>Bulgaria>Turkey

    No ferries.

    You wouldn't leave the EU until you got to Turkey.
     
    wessie, Apr 24, 2009
    #32
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    davethedave Guest

    Not sure. I've had a few. I'll post again tommorow when I know where I
    am. I'm not lending you any bikes though. I've seen the scars on the
    roundabout in the South of France. :)
     
    davethedave, Apr 25, 2009
    #33
  14. Isn't that a little bit redundant?

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, May 1, 2009
    #34
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    darsy Guest

    one of them was, in the end, yes.
     
    darsy, May 1, 2009
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