Today's Motorcycling Lesson

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. One of the lovely things about the Vmax's acceleration is that it does
    let you dive out into small gaps in traffic in a manner that can only be
    described as cheeky[1]. Usually entertaining because by the time the
    cager has found the lights and horn, you've already fucked off over the
    county line.

    Anyway, today I found that a swift glance at the trip meter before doing
    this is a wise precaution. If it's reading anywhere near 80, then <Harry
    Enfield Mode> 'You don't want to do that' </HEM>. Fortunately the
    reserve switch is nice and accessible.

    *Cough*

    Sorry, Mr Sierraman, I didn't do it deliberately, and I've learned my
    lesson...


    [1] Yes, yes, neither big nor clever, but 'the bike makes me do it'.
    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 9, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    Heh, I do "cheeky" all the time. Sometimes accompanied by "fucker".
    Sometimes I get "fucker" all alone.
     
    Cab, Aug 9, 2006
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  3. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    OH- Guest

    <snip>

    Singles have a tendency to loose all power with minimal warning when it's
    time to switch to reserve. So if I'm getting close to the critical mileage I
    sometimes turn on reserve as a precaution in situations that could become
    tricky.
     
    OH-, Aug 9, 2006
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  4. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Christofire Guest

    Oh I don't know - if he slips his waistband down a touch...
     
    Christofire, Aug 12, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    I got that today on the bike, nipped round a car and pulled back in
    sharpish, as you do, and he gave it full on horns and flashing his
    lights at me. [1]

    Silly twat.

    He really didn't appreciate me flipping a languid bird at him either.

    P.

    [1] Wasn't even a marginal overtake or a cut up either, me being in
    safety t-shirt and trainers !
     
    zymurgy, Aug 12, 2006
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