TOG down. Bollocks.

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, spida

Nah. Ebay mate.

People'll buy any old shite off Ebay.

<thinks>

Anyone feeling inspired? Let's see a description of this fine lot:

One used TOG (slightly dead)...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

She'll need a skilled marketing professional to shift him tho'

 

....But yours haven't. Neither of 'em

 

See the problem there. You should have left work on a burnout and
stoppie to warm the tyres up.

 

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:38:18 +0000,

Give it up, old man - you're past it.

 

That'll teach me to go out to a drinkspotty [tm. Jilly Cooper]. I get back
and find this. Oh ****. GWS to you and the bike.

 

Careful, you'll give Whinging Courier an idea

 

Both are roadworthy.

 

It's not dead, it's only sleeping.
Probably after a long squawk

 

Three weeks: one for the bits people will want, one for the bits they won't,
then all the rest on with a 99p starting bid on week 3.

So, right: Week 1. What have we got? Brain. Err, no. Kidneys? **** me,
they're not good for much. What about the heart? Ah. A bit small, hard
and black - can't see too many takers for that. What about the hair? We
should get something for that. Mmm, bit wild... Ow! It bit me! Vicious
little... <thwap><thwap><thwap><thwap><thwap> ...cunting thing. <thwap>
Get back!

Okay, let's see if we can do anything with the major structural bits. The
hands look okay. Yep, good grasp. Only seems to work with money, though.
What about the skin? Nice and thick, should attract a few bids.

Oh, I dunno. I'm losing the will to live with this one. Either render him
down to fuel shipping, or bung the whole lot on for 99p on a free listing
day...

 

"Oh, hello dear. You won't have any difficulty parking the car this
evening."

 

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:47:39 GMT, "platypus"

Hmm, perhaps we could approach this from the carbon trading angle.

 

Bugger...

Thats it now, she will wander off, tell then plod, nip down the hospital,
inform her insurance and claim £5k for whiplash.

Aye, GWS

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Nil Desperandum! We'll get a bit for the liver, if we sell it by the
kilo. We'll pass it off as foie gras.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

The Older Gentleman wrote:

After a small 'incident' with mine I took the fairing to a glass place.
Bit of hot welding and a spray, 75 squids and no one could tell the
difference. Plus point I got it replaced on an insurance job three
years later.

Btw, I am frankly amazed the Pug suffered no damage. I mean E=MV^2 and
all that. Oh, yes, the petrol tank was empty...

 

Will you both, in the nicest possible way, **** off? Ta.

 

As we didn't even exchange details, I doubt it.....

 

Oh, dear. *Do* be careful, Bond!

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Yer daft bugger.

Well, it's expected, innit.

--
Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

 

With Pakistani earthquake survivors looking for shelter the hair's got
to be worth something.