Tomorrow

I are mostly meeting WC of this parish at the Ace Cafe at around 11.00,
to be followed by a coastwards bimbleage in the Southend direction.

All comers are welcome, with the usual no cunts caveat (me 'n WC are of
course, exempt)

 

I wouldn't have minded a bimble tomorrow, but I've an appointment wth a
body modifier in the morning and then I'm selling Tori's SV650 for her.

 

Arse. I'm *desperate* to go for a petrol pedal, but I'm off for a dodgy
weekend in a hotel

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, cat

..avi?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

You'll have to wait till *after* the weekend, my love.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, cat

Good lass.

I'm a patient man.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

You probably need 48 hours notice at your age anyway.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty

Oh Christ, yes.

72 if you're expecting a cum-shot.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I'm *so* not.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty

Well, you say that in public, but we both know...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

What you having modified?

If I were you I'd get the eyes sorted, and maybe add a couple of
inches of height, if it's not too expensive.

 

Phew! I'm glad I've already had breakfast [1]

[1] pancakes (proper ones made with sour milk), and Canadian maple
syrup from a proper syrup pitcher.

 

Height issues have never been a problem for me, I'm average height,
you're just overly tall. My eyes are a problem, but I fear a tattooist
may not be able to sort that out for me.

I'm in for a red/white Maltese cross tattoo on my shoulder

 

heh - it's ok, I'm getting shorted (as we all do, as we age)

Nice one. It's a while since I've had any ink done - don't think I
want any more.

 

LOL!!!!

--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike

 

My mum always said "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing"

 

Finally done. That's me soted with tats, I'm not having any more now.

 

If UKRM followed that advice, it'd implode!

 

Did you ever finish the one on your arm? That truly was a classic
moment.

 

No, and I really can't be arsed now. It was only because Darsy said
"You're a poof if your celtic band doesn't go all the way round" that
I bloody considered it anyway.