Tony Hart Down

Likewise the Johnny Foreigners in Wandsworth. £7.50 and no chatter. Once
I take off my specs I'm effectively cut off from the outside world
anyway.

 

I'm still going to the salon I started going to almost a decade ago. I
did once wonder whether to let the #1 comb go the way of the others
and just set the blade adjuster to its longest setting, but decided
against it. Suppose I ought to oil the blades as well one day.

 

I bought a pair of proper Wahl clippers 1n 1990 and they're still going
strong. It's only in the last two years that I've started going to the
barbers again.

Incidentally, I was told the blade on the longest setting is the same as
a No. 1.

 

Oh, that kind of implies that I've always really been doing Number
Twos then. Err, IYSWIM.

 

A mile up the road from me is a very nice female hairdresser who sticks
her tits in my ears every few months for a total of eight quid.