too close to home, eh?

Deadly brown snake bites man's penis

What was you doin in Australia, Brian?

durn.

Pender

 

Totally agree. While bites to the peter are generally frowned upon, or down
on, whatever, here in Tejas such a thing might prompt an otherwise self
interested lone starian to display said peter in common or polite company,
whatever the case. Fact: I have seen such a peter bite displayed openly at
Tim Sadler's house in LaGrange, Tx. Actually it was Tim's cousin Cecil who
was showing his peter. Can't say I actually saw any fang marks, but I do
recollect an older gentleman named Cecil pulling out his long thing in an
attempt to secure a $17 pot which had been laid up on account of his boast
of having been bitten. As I recall he was awarded $4 for having the guts to
show his thing with so many Methodist women in the room having whiskey and
beer. That is as close as I can recall, but in this newsgroup, proof and
honesty don't seem to be in surplus.

Pender

 

Y'all need to clean up the language.

Per my recommendations, 1 of my 12 year old wives reads this newsgroup.

...louie

 

=============crap, so far, I dont understand anything said' on this
''odd thread''. The topic flew, and I mean with gusto, way over my
dementiated headzone.
<?> duh....................I hope BigEd, Biffy, and/or
'lonestarLvn'' tunes in, and talks in my
tone..cheewahwah...............MrJayT-

 

==========getting bit on the main 'tool, is ''frowned
upon''..............Y, I imagine. <g> I know I'd frown...who
wouldn't..hail' <g> JayT-

 

I guess the real question is, did he find out who his friends are when
the snake bit him?