Top marks to the inland revenue

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by deadmail, Jun 25, 2004.

  1. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    Submitted my online tax return on Sunday, tax rebate in my account on
    Wednesday. Impressed, wish my crowd paid my expenses that quickly.
    deadmail, Jun 25, 2004
    1. Advertisements

  2. deadmail

    Slider Guest

    Unfortunately you've just reminded me to do mine. Oh well, what's the
    weekend for anyway? :-( Hopefully this time around I won't end up owing
    them several thousand.
    Slider, Jun 25, 2004
    1. Advertisements

  3. deadmail

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Not wishing to pry into your affair, but it's a topic that's come up
    here before: I'm guessing that a good part of your rebate came from
    the using your own vehicle for work, while shunning a company car.
    The rebates I've had (a few grand a year) have always been down to
    that (while tax I've owed has always been down to investment income
    and share dividends being tax at source at standard not higher rate).

    But yes, I'm also totally impressed with the IR website, and
    speediness of rebate payments hitting the bank.
    I submitted some receipts the other day and got them weighed out, in
    cash, the same day. But the amounts were probably fairly paltry
    compared to the expenses you incur with all the travelling you do.
    Ben Blaney, Jun 25, 2004
  4. deadmail

    Pip Guest

    Just wait till the **** tries to come back.
    Pip, Jun 25, 2004
  5. deadmail

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Nah - I'll be alright.
    Ben Blaney, Jun 25, 2004
  6. deadmail

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney
    You think?

    "Hello, Customs & Excise? Yes, I've got a tip-off for you..."
    Nigel Eaton, Jun 25, 2004
  7. deadmail

    Ben Blaney Guest

    I'm really not liable for anything on my return. I'm fully
    Ben Blaney, Jun 25, 2004
  8. deadmail

    Ace Guest

    Yeah, but you'll be liable for duty and VAT on anything you bring back
    with you...
    Ace, Jun 25, 2004
  9. deadmail

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney
    Oh I don't doubt it. I was thinking more in a
    rubber-glove-and-lots-of-lube stylee.
    Nigel Eaton, Jun 25, 2004
  10. deadmail

    Ben Blaney Guest

    I won't bring anything back. I've got ****-all out here.
    Ben Blaney, Jun 25, 2004
  11. deadmail

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Not while I have my strength.

    Unless they've got 20 litres of coffee to flush me out with.
    Ben Blaney, Jun 25, 2004
  12. deadmail

    JC Guest

    And with the wonder of the split tax year, you can come back whenever
    you like.
    JC, Jun 25, 2004
  13. deadmail

    JC Guest

    And even if you did, you can bring containerloads of your personal
    possessions back. C&E will check them but as long as the container
    isn't full of brand new boxed DVD players you won't get any hassle.
    JC, Jun 25, 2004
  14. deadmail

    Ben Blaney Guest

    "It's not mine, I'm just holding it for a friend."
    Ben Blaney, Jun 25, 2004
  15. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    Yes, that's the one. Not several grand a year in my case though, about
    700 quid of benefit though which meant I didn't have to pay extra tax on
    health insurance, interest and dividends.

    Unfortunately, after three years of doing this I've got a letter saying
    that they aren't planning to send me tax returns from now on.

    I can feel a stiff letter coming on 'cos it looks like the 04/05 rebate
    should be fairly juicy and there's no fucking way I'm giving that up.
    Well, generally I'm owed between about 500 and 2000 quid at any point in
    time. It's surprising how quickly it mounts up. There's only two
    expenses runs a month which frankly is a bit shite.
    deadmail, Jun 25, 2004
  16. deadmail

    Ben Blaney Guest

    On what fucking grounds? That you continually pay more tax than is due?
    Ben Blaney, Jun 25, 2004
  17. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    I think it's a general thing. Looks like a circular- doesn't even have
    a fake signature FFS!
    deadmail, Jun 25, 2004
  18. deadmail

    Salad Dodger Guest

    After my shambles earlier in the year, I got a note to tell me I'd
    overpaid by ~£275, and a paying in slip with "amount due £0.00" on it.

    Then I had my coding *reduced*, apparently in anticipation of this
    year's investment income.

    I'm hoping it'll all balance out after I send in this year's return.
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..66073../..15556.../..Ebay./.Ebay.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 ginge
    '^' RBR-Visited:35 Pts: 705 Miles:2429
    Salad Dodger, Jun 25, 2004
    1. Advertisements

Ask a Question

Want to reply to this thread or ask your own question?

You'll need to choose a username for the site, which only take a couple of moments (here). After that, you can post your question and our members will help you out.