Top tip: #36

When manhandling something large into the upper regions of the garage,
ensure that there isn't a paddock stand hanging on the wall in the near
vicinity. If there is, make sure that you've not parked the bike
(specifically the tank) gravity-wards from said paddock stand.

I'd quite like to blame someone else. Who's gonna step up?

 

<fx: tumbleweed>

 

Oh Matron !

Paul.

 

Quite. Looks like I'll have to assume responsibility for my own actions.

 

Indeed, a chav would sue the designers of the hooks holding the stand up on
the wall, or the paddock stand manufacturers or even the builder of the
garage...

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| |What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack|
| |in the ground beneath a giant boulder, which you|
| |can't move, with no hope of rescue. |
| Andrew Halliwell BSc |Consider how lucky you are that life has been |
| in |good to you so far... |
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Hey, I'm a modern guy. Get with the beat man.

umm, rusty old nail, nailed into the timber.