Top tip for princes...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Salad Dodger, Nov 7, 2003.

  1. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    ....make sure you're adequately lubed, or...



    Mike'll force it.
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    Salad Dodger, Nov 7, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Haven't you got a remote part of the country you need to ride to?
     
    Nigel Eaton, Nov 7, 2003
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  3. Ok, so did he bum a sailor?
     
    Classic Car Fair, Nov 8, 2003
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    Tim Guest

    Do trim the sigs, ta.
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Do trim sigs that others fail to , ta
     
    YTC#1, Nov 8, 2003
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    Tim Guest

    I was leaving it on otherwise he would have a clue to what I was
    referring to YTC.
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Oh, you say that *now*.
     
    YTC#1, Nov 8, 2003
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    Tim Guest

    Yup :)
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    Tim, Nov 8, 2003
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Where as an example would have been so much more usefull :=}
     
    YTC#1, Nov 8, 2003
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    ....and another one.

    If you want to get yourself off the front pages, get your sister in
    law sliced open to provide a ickle baby for the media to coo over.

    Job done.
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    Salad Dodger, Nov 11, 2003
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    sweller Guest


    The planning, the timing. Simply genius. Who says the Royals can't
    handle the media..
     
    sweller, Nov 11, 2003
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  12. I see the police are apologising to her for the 30 minute delay that an
    ambulance took to get there. (Do to an administrative cock up.)

    Don't they realise that's how long the rest of us have to wait anyway!
     
    Mick Whittingham, Nov 11, 2003
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    athomik Guest

    Didn't he have a bit of a taste for boys as well?
     
    athomik, Nov 11, 2003
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    Malc Guest

    I think the top tip should be call the ambulance yourself. Why were
    the police calling the ambulance?
     
    Malc, Nov 11, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    If I can't do it myself, I'm happy to subsidise someone else to have
    all the fun. The alternative is condemning everybody to a miserable
    existence of low-grade equality.

    The world needs characters, idols and role models, not commies.
     
    ogden, Nov 11, 2003
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  16. ogden wrote
    Where do I sign up?
     
    steve auvache, Nov 11, 2003
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  17. Malc wrote

    Security thing apparently. They were charged with handling the whole
    shebang from start to finish, including calling the Ambulance but,
    according to the Beeb last night, someone forgot.
     
    steve auvache, Nov 11, 2003
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  18. Right on, brother ogden, I'm with you all the way.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 11, 2003
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    athomik Guest

    Is that how you would describe our Charlie boy?

    I'd say 'under his mum's thumb, no career prospects, stuck with a horse of a
    girlfriend after ditching a quite nice looking young bimbo and now, slighty
    too fond of the boys' would be more appropriate.
     
    athomik, Nov 14, 2003
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    AndrewR Guest

    No, we were talking about the late Prince George.

    HTH


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Nov 14, 2003
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