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When assembling a greenhouse, if a piece of glass doesn't want to fit then
it's not wise to push it *too* hard. Especially when stood on a step ladder.

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ladder.

Sound familiar Salad Dodger ?

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Is this only a problem with green houses? What about red ones?

 

Sounds like some of the greenhouse was red afterwards.

 

<Holds up uninjured finger>

 

You daft cnut. What do you think SWMBOs are for?

 

<fx: Throws stone. Is Showered with glass.>

 

"People who live in glass houses ... are usually involved in lengthy
litigation processes with their architect."

 

I saw straight through his designs.

 

Clearly.

 

I think you have the wrong thread.

 

Well, he's probably had his fingers stitched up.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, HooDooWitch said:

Bit of a pane, that.

 

Bad form etc but this story about a chap nailing his own head has made me
feel a bit less stupid:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm

 

Yebbut he's a Merkin.

 

Sod.

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If you have trouble getting the right size then most good/large glass
merchants will normally make one to your own mesurements in a day or two.

HTH, David

 

I'm having trouble finding a new thumb in my size.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=427&item=2242948225&rd=1

HTH, let me know if you need any other body parts

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Or maybe sir would like this one... a shade lighter

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=4166864646&rd=1

Suits you sir!

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