Topical joke

What do Iris Robinson and IKEA furniture have in common?

A bit of careless screwing and the whole cabinet may fall apart.

 

Heh.

What a gift to headline writers, shagging a 19 year old with that
surname. I've yet to get bored of the bending over the husband shot
mind.

 

This amused me.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/n...mbley-becomes-instant-gay-pinup-14629029.html

 

And this amused me from that link

"Devout-Christian Mrs Robinson embarked on the extramarital affair in the
summer of 2008"



--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

She's dyslexic, got charity and chastity mixed up.

 

God, I remember that one being told about Cecil Parkinson.

 

So she'd be dickslicket then.

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

As do I.

"One loose screw and the whole..."

 

"Mrs Robinson" obviously, but also "Summer, the First Time".

 

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/e...and-nightlife-in-pictures-13906774.html?ino=5
Jesus Christ! Put them away!

 

****! Call the cops, someone's stolen her nipples....

 

took a blunt brush and painted...

Are you telling me the first thought that went through your mind wasn't
"flubble flubble flubble"?

And the second wasn't the fact she's pushing them together and out to make em
look bigger for the camera?