Topical joke

How would you annoy Heather Mills?

A: Nick Clegg

 

hello, good morning, and welcome to last week.

 

If we're having old jokes, whats the difference between peanut butter
and jam?

(apparently noone in my office had heard this.. bless)

 

Snowleopard wibbled forthrightly:

Me neither. And I don't work in your office.

 

Its noun, verb related.

Its similar in punchline to the Sherlock Holmes and Watson joke
where Watson wakes up with Lemon curd all over his butt. He, of
course, is a bit concerned by this untoward turn of events and
asks Holmes what it is.

"Lemon entry dear boy. Lemon entry" replies Holmes enigmatically.

 

How do you get three Liberals on a bar stool?

 

Is it wearing a Chelsea shirt?

 

I dont know?
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Gavin.

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jfgi

 

Nor I.

 

Crunchy or smooth? Having JFGI, I think it might make a difference.

 

I had to then google what HIMYM was. Not surprising that I'd not heard
the 'joke'[1] when it somes from an abscure, and probably shite,
merkin sitcom.

[1] Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

 

AOL

It's a bit shit too.

 

it helps to douche first.

 

Best audience EVAH!

I love watching their little faces when they suddenly realise what
I've said. Took them a week to get over my crispy sock comment.

 

I remember when I first started at my company someone asked if I was
married.

So I responded, "I've had four wives...


....but only been married once."



You could almost see the cogs ticking.

 

is it really so hard to imagine Snowy wearing a strap-on?

 

well, I don't know about you, but it's certainly hard for me.