Totally off-topic but bloody funny

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Kevin Gleeson, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. Kevin Gleeson, Dec 29, 2011
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  2. Well, that just shows to go you
    interesting mate you have there Kev
    Are they all like that in Tasmania?
    George W Frost, Dec 29, 2011
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    Nigel Allen Guest

    And I thought me and the cute Canuck chick in the coffee shop were the
    only ones who read 27bslash6!

    Nigel Allen, Dec 29, 2011
  4. We try.

    Kevin Gleeson, Dec 29, 2011
  5. 24 karat comedy gold. Buy him a beer from me next to you see him.
    Fraser Johnston, Dec 29, 2011
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    Yeebok Guest

    I find the number of people that can't get past the image on his home
    page hilarious, unless he has removed the posed blonde..
    Yeebok, Dec 29, 2011
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    Deevo Guest

    Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.

    I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist on
    having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who believe
    differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
    because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
    religious zealot.
    Deevo, Dec 29, 2011
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    atec77 Guest

    You need to develop the death stare


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    atec77, Dec 29, 2011

  9. That is his normal look, its just that it is not working
    George W Frost, Dec 29, 2011
  10. Kevin Gleeson

    atec77 Guest

    The 2ic of the libs has it well down


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    atec77, Dec 30, 2011
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    Nigel Allen Guest

    Already been done by the Empire.

    Oh, "stare". Sorry, thought you said "star".

    Nigel Allen, Dec 30, 2011
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    atec77 Guest

    I have a large wet fish just for your attention N/


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    atec77, Dec 30, 2011
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    Nigel Allen Guest

    Is it an 'addock' by chance?

    Nigel Allen, Dec 30, 2011
  14. that's a bit of an ad-hoc reply
    George W Frost, Dec 30, 2011
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    atec77 Guest

    Well I reakon your "herring" will ring when the fish is applied


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    atec77, Dec 30, 2011
  16. Kevin Gleeson

    Nev.. Guest

    Poor odds. You can improve your chances by approaching them.

    Nev.., Dec 31, 2011
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    Deevo Guest

    I tried the polite approach on several occasions, the most recent event
    cemented my "avoid at all costs" attitude.

    Picture youself walking down the shopping mall checking out things on a
    Saturday afternoon when a guy with a handfull of fliers approaches.

    BAC "Would you be interested in a free concert?"

    Me "Sorry, not really my thing mate."

    BAC "It's free, and we'd really like to see you there."

    Me "Look mate, I'm really not interested, I suggest you ask someone else."

    At that point I walk away, or try to. This guy is pretty persistant and
    walks in front of me and stops.

    BAC "But ..."

    At that point I'm starting to get irritated and say to the guy.

    Me "Look mate can you go and accost someone else."

    I try again to walk away and the guy again stops in front of me, this time
    literally nose to nose. I push him to one side and tell him to **** off
    before I call the police.

    Then he starts calling me an evil spirit and chanting at me in some sort of
    toungues. Fortunately for him one of his BAC mates dragged him away at that

    I'll loudly defend your right to think and believe whatever you like but
    that does not include the right to tell me how to think and what to believe.
    Deevo, Dec 31, 2011

  18. You're doing it wrong. When they mention concerts you say "Sure, but
    only if you come to my orgy afterwards."
    Fraser Johnston, Jan 3, 2012
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