Trevor Wilkinson Down

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7441745.stm

If there's any justice at all they'll bury him in a glass-fibre coffin
that smells of petrol.

 

I can just imagine the pall bearers going to lift the coffin and the
Morris Marina door handles coming off in their hands.

--
Lozzo the velologist
Suzuki SV650S K5
Honda CBR600 FW trackbike
Yamaha SR250 Spazz-Trakka
Suzuki GSXR750 L
Suzuki TS50X
Suzuki TS50X

 

Then bearing the coffin down the ramp of the AA low loader that took
the hearse to the crematorium

 

As, first and foremost, a motorcycle enthusiast, I can only say
"meh". I, of course, mourn the passing of any true petrolhead, but he
was from the other side.

 

With all the mourners trying to work out where the rattle's coming from.

 

And why the crem itself suddenly fused as they slid the coffin in.

 

As the mourners try to hold the rooflining of the chapel up with one
hand while thumbing through the hymnbook.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

 

I worked at the factory for a good few months around 10 years ago. How
they ever made a car that actually went is beyond me. Cottage industry
engineering meets concentration camp budgets.

Good fucking fun when they work though.

They used to make chassis then store them outside in the fucking rain &
there only a mile or so from the sea

They make Land Rover look proffesional

Nige