Twatty who clobbered my Beemer on the M25: Part The Third

Ah, yer still alive. Nice.

 

I was passing Billericay the other day and I thought of dropping in to
say hello, then I thought better of it.

 

This morning I had to filter through several miles of traffic at a
standstill in both lanes of a dual carriageway. A women in the
left-hand lane threw her driver's door open about 20 yards in front of
me and started to get out, presumably to do something for (or to) the
kids in the back. A few seconds later and she'd have had me.

 

I hope you said something sufficiently obscene to her.
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Did you "have words"?

 

A miss is as good as a mile ...

How was the ABS ?

Paul.

 

On the way out of Bath yesterday, I was saved from a SMIDSY by the
artic coming the other way which the car driver had also failed to
notice and only spotted when artic man nearly took his front off.

 

I was well past by the time I thought of something suitable.

 

<g> Not needed.

 

**** no - I is a gentleman.

 

On Sunday I had to go into King's Lynn in the car.

On the small roundabout near the Hardwick a barf coloured Merc with the
top down driven by a woman with what looked like in ear phones changed
lanes to make the roundabout straight and had me doing an emergency
stop. She was totally oblivious to everything around her.

I then dropped down on to the larger roundabout to head up to the QE2
hospital and saw 4 police cars attending a RTA involving a bike.

I'm stationary with traffic lights on red when I'm overtaken at about
60mph by a car that goes through the red and then weaves though the
traffic in front of startled police.

The traffic lights change but there is a police car with blues and twos
to my left wanting to go cross in front of me so a let him. To be hooted
at by the car behind for not moving. The car behind then overtakes me to
my right cuts up the police car forcing it to stop and drives off.

We were going on out to get Sunday Lunch out after our reason for going
into Lynn but after that lot were went back home, it felt safer.

 

They really are out to get you!

 

Yokels, what do you expect?