two wheels only - two#kotl handover.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by christofire, Dec 12, 2003.

  1. christofire

    christofire Guest

    This is the official handover of the keeper of the two wheels only list
    from me to Darren Robinson.

    Darren, she's all yours.

    I'd like to thank dog for making the list and Nursey for passing me the
    wonderful honour of keeping the list. At least, I thought it was an
    honour to keep the list of people who wouldn't let a few inconveniences
    and a bit of bad weather turn them from the one true form of transport.
    Then I was KotL for five minutes and was ready to take on where he left
    off (i.e. everyone get's a hearty "get stuffed").

    As Darren is the one true two-er he should know more than anyone who is
    deserving. Have fun.

    darsy: can you remove my account from the website and give darren a new
    one? Ta.
    christofire, Dec 12, 2003
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  2. Cheers, Chris.
    At the moment, although I own two wheels, only one of them is
    completely round and neither of them go, so I'm not wearing my own
    number (two#1) right now. This will be rectified in due course.

    I accept the rights and responsibilities concordant with the KotL-ship
    of two#, and promise to be a right miserable bastard when people come
    begging for a number.

    two# isn't just a sig number; it's a way of life, and case-specific
    too, in case anyone forgot.
    Darren Robinson, Dec 13, 2003
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  3. christofire

    PeterT Guest

    Is that what you call a blow job from the secretary nowadays?
    PeterT, Dec 13, 2003
  4. *COUGH*

    That one was near.


    That one was some distance away.

    You want the second one.
    Darren Robinson, Dec 14, 2003
  5. Darren Robinson said:

    Oy - wot about me then? Can I have a two number Mr Darren? I've got a
    bike and the car seems to be retired, so I reckon I deserve it as much
    as most and more than some...
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 14, 2003
  6. Hmm... Any references? Anyone prepared to second this application?
    Darren Robinson, Dec 14, 2003
  7. Darren Robinson wrote:

    Nope, but as you're in the mood, I have no car and ride only the VS or a
    pedal cycle, plenty of folk round here can vouch for that. So err, can I
    have a two# please?
    Doesnotcompute, Dec 14, 2003
  8. I'm just putting the finishing touches to the list; there may need to
    be some alterations, and I'm not sure I have the definitive listing.
    Stay tuned.
    Darren Robinson, Dec 14, 2003
  9. christofire

    Lozzo Guest

    Darren Robinson said...
    He owns a Jaguar, kill the coniving fucker
    Lozzo, Dec 14, 2003

  10. I'll add the pending in until I hear otherwise then.
    Ta muchly
    Doesnotcompute, Dec 14, 2003
  11. christofire

    Simes' Mummy Guest

    Darren Robinson said:
    I will....
    Simes' Mummy, Dec 14, 2003
  12. Lozzo said:

    I don't use it very often...
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 14, 2003
  13. Simes' Mummy wrote:

    Doesnotcompute, Dec 14, 2003
  14. Well, not using it very often is one thing. A true two# means not
    using it at all. Denied.
    Darren Robinson, Dec 14, 2003
  15. Darren Robinson said:
    I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling Lozzo...
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 15, 2003
  16. Andy Bonwick said:
    I don't go to work in the car (usually) and I don't go on holiday in it
    (wont fit in the boat - which has no wheels) - I don't shop, I walk to
    the pub... Dunno why I've got the fucking thing really.
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 15, 2003
  17. not anymore he aint.
    Adrienne M Jenn, Dec 15, 2003
  18. Flog the motor, and a number's yours. Easy.
    Darren Robinson, Dec 15, 2003
  19. Darren Robinson said:
    It's your's for 1500 quid.
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 15, 2003
  20. Simon Atkinson said:

    <mutter mutter feral mutter apostrophe mutter>
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 15, 2003
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