two wheels only - two#kotl handover.

This is the official handover of the keeper of the two wheels only list
from me to Darren Robinson.

Darren, she's all yours.

I'd like to thank dog for making the list and Nursey for passing me the
wonderful honour of keeping the list. At least, I thought it was an
honour to keep the list of people who wouldn't let a few inconveniences
and a bit of bad weather turn them from the one true form of transport.
Then I was KotL for five minutes and was ready to take on where he left
off (i.e. everyone get's a hearty "get stuffed").

As Darren is the one true two-er he should know more than anyone who is
deserving. Have fun.

darsy: can you remove my account from the website and give darren a new
one? Ta.

 

Cheers, Chris.

At the moment, although I own two wheels, only one of them is
completely round and neither of them go, so I'm not wearing my own
number (two#1) right now. This will be rectified in due course.

I accept the rights and responsibilities concordant with the KotL-ship
of two#, and promise to be a right miserable bastard when people come
begging for a number.

two# isn't just a sig number; it's a way of life, and case-specific
too, in case anyone forgot.

 

Champ

Is that what you call a blow job from the secretary nowadays?

 

*COUGH*

That one was near.

*cough*

That one was some distance away.

You want the second one.

 

Darren Robinson said:

Oy - wot about me then? Can I have a two number Mr Darren? I've got a
bike and the car seems to be retired, so I reckon I deserve it as much
as most and more than some...

 

Hmm... Any references? Anyone prepared to second this application?

 

Darren Robinson wrote:

Nope, but as you're in the mood, I have no car and ride only the VS or a
pedal cycle, plenty of folk round here can vouch for that. So err, can I
have a two# please?

 

I'm just putting the finishing touches to the list; there may need to
be some alterations, and I'm not sure I have the definitive listing.
Stay tuned.

 

Darren Robinson said...

He owns a Jaguar, kill the coniving fucker

 

I'll add the pending in until I hear otherwise then.
Ta muchly

 

Darren Robinson said:

I will....

 

Lozzo said:

Shhhhhhhh....

I don't use it very often...

 

Simes' Mummy wrote:

lol!

 

Well, not using it very often is one thing. A true two# means not
using it at all. Denied.

 

Darren Robinson said:

I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling Lozzo...

 

Andy Bonwick said:

I don't go to work in the car (usually) and I don't go on holiday in it
(wont fit in the boat - which has no wheels) - I don't shop, I walk to
the pub... Dunno why I've got the fucking thing really.

 

not anymore he aint.

 

Flog the motor, and a number's yours. Easy.

 

Darren Robinson said:

It's your's for 1500 quid.

 

Simon Atkinson said:

Yours...

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