Txt Msg Hlp Ndd.

Mate at work has just received this text message:

"Hi Jen. Hope you are well, having a great time in Thailand. Love Mum &
Dad."

My suggested reply was: "Just out of hospital after the house burnt
down. Staying
at the Travelodge for now, but will call you later."

Can you think of anything better?

 

"My fish has snapped, & the concrete helicopter swallowed the custard.
Wibble."

--
Krusty.

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'02 MV Senna '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250

 

"Hope the Op went OK. Tell Mum#2 to take it easy."

 

Mum has moved out to live with Janet, but Bob and I are very happy now.

Will explain about the court appearance later.

 

"Mum, I've flown out to see you but got arrested in Thai customs with
1 kilo of white powder in my bag. Help."

 

"This is Det.Chief Inspector Pearson, Serious Crimes Unit - please
identify the former owner of this mobile phone".

 

"Text messages to this premium rate service are charged at £5.00 per
character. Nothing wrong with a bit of danger, biker boy."

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, antonye amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Don't forget the arrest and a visit to the clap clinic.

 

**** off Dad you're a tedious ****. Well that's what Mum said in her text
anyway.