"U2's Bono"...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 22, 2010.

  1. .... has emergency spinal surgery.

    Doctors say that they are hopeful that his head has been successfully
    removed from his arse, despite their never having seen one so deeply
    inserted.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 22, 2010
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  2. Unfortunately, they were unable to retriev the shades; they remain in an
    inaccessible position but a spokesman for Specsavers said there is still
    hope.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, May 22, 2010
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  3. Oldies but goodies but what has he done now?
     
    Adrienne M Bonwick, May 22, 2010
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  4. Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 22, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    i got told off earlier, on hearing this news on the telly and
    expressing my opinion that I hope the **** dies.


    some people have no sense of humour.
     
    darsy, May 22, 2010
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy
    Oh, that's unfair.

    Paralysis, now...
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 22, 2010
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    DR Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel posted:
    The best rock band ever to come from Ireland was Thin Lizzy. The
    second best is The Answer. There are no others.
     
    DR, May 23, 2010
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Them?
     
    Colin Irvine, May 23, 2010
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    geoff Guest

    Planxty ...
     
    geoff, May 23, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    I like the cut of your jib on this one - can we hope for full-on
    "locked in" syndrome? With a vaguely scratchy-sounding
    elevator-quality CD playing a mix of Wolftones and Chieftains
    "Greatest Hits" in the background?
     
    darsy, May 23, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    heh.
     
    darsy, May 23, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    well, except SLF and The Undertones (delete according to left/right
    foot-kicking preference).

    Anyway, my favourite music "artist" right now is Peaches, so don't ask
    me about this sort of thing.
     
    darsy, May 23, 2010
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    Pip Guest

    Well, he's probably a bit numb right now, but if you lock him in a lift
    and send him up to the very top, he might end up suffering a bit of
    vertigo at that elevation.
     
    Pip, May 23, 2010
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  14. "Anyone got any Irish in them...?"
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 23, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    the worst time would be on a bloody Sunday.
     
    darsy, May 23, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    darsy, May 23, 2010
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    malc Guest

    Rock band?

    --
    Malc

    Rusted and ropy.
    Dog-eared old copy.
    Vintage and classic,
    or just plain Jurassic:
    all words to describe me.
     
    malc, May 23, 2010
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  18. darsy escribió:
    Me cago en tu puta madre, gilipollas.
     
    Paul Carmichael, May 23, 2010
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    Cab Guest

    Cab, May 23, 2010
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  20. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Cab Guest

    Er, do you need too? I think the picture speaks for itself (There's a video
    floating around too which puts it into more context). The bloke was a really
    lucky fucker.
    Heheh. Y'know whilst I know the phrase, curiosity got the better of me and
    I whacked that into google translate. It does the job very nicely.
     
    Cab, May 23, 2010
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