"U2's Bono"...

.... has emergency spinal surgery.

Doctors say that they are hopeful that his head has been successfully
removed from his arse, despite their never having seen one so deeply
inserted.

 

Unfortunately, they were unable to retriev the shades; they remain in an
inaccessible position but a spokesman for Specsavers said there is still
hope.

 

Oldies but goodies but what has he done now?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Adrienne M

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10139846.stm

 

i got told off earlier, on hearing this news on the telly and
expressing my opinion that I hope the **** dies.


some people have no sense of humour.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

Oh, that's unfair.

Paralysis, now...

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel posted:

The best rock band ever to come from Ireland was Thin Lizzy. The
second best is The Answer. There are no others.

 

Them?

 

Planxty ...

 

I like the cut of your jib on this one - can we hope for full-on
"locked in" syndrome? With a vaguely scratchy-sounding
elevator-quality CD playing a mix of Wolftones and Chieftains
"Greatest Hits" in the background?

 

heh.

 

well, except SLF and The Undertones (delete according to left/right
foot-kicking preference).

Anyway, my favourite music "artist" right now is Peaches, so don't ask
me about this sort of thing.

 

Well, he's probably a bit numb right now, but if you lock him in a lift
and send him up to the very top, he might end up suffering a bit of
vertigo at that elevation.

 

"Anyone got any Irish in them...?"

 

the worst time would be on a bloody Sunday.

 

English, motherfucker: do you speak it?

 

Rock band?

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

darsy escribió:

Me cago en tu puta madre, gilipollas.

 

Heheh. I'd get a bollocking too, for cheering on the bull.

 

Er, do you need too? I think the picture speaks for itself (There's a video
floating around too which puts it into more context). The bloke was a really
lucky fucker.

Heheh. Y'know whilst I know the phrase, curiosity got the better of me and
I whacked that into google translate. It does the job very nicely.