'uh really clever ole' Redneck boy from Tejas.......

A Redneck from Texas walked into a bank in
New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told
the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an
international redneck festival for two weeks and needed to
borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
depositor of the bank.
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The bank officer told him that the bank would need
some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed
over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on
the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced
the title and everything checked out. The loan officer
agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for
having to charge 12% interest.
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Later, the bank's president and its officers all
enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for usinga 
$250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
bank's private underground garage and parked it.
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Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the
$5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said,
'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are ahighly sophisticated
investor and multimillionaire with real
estate and financial interests all over the world.
Your
investments include a large number of wind turbines
around Sweetwater , Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?
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The good  'ole Texas boy replied, Where else in
New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?
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His name was BUBBA SMITH.

 

LOL !!