UKRM Film Club

Well after the comments about "Skyline" I heard that "Cloverleaf" was far
better and worth watching.

Well it's fucking not.

If you like to hear "Oh My God" a million times, enjoy films that are shot
with a "batteries that last for-fucking-ever" hand held camera, held at
every angle imaginable and love to hear cunts shouting the same lines over
and over again but saying **** all, I could be wrong and it could be THE
film for you.

I'd really love to know two blokes wearing body armour and crash helmets
while piloting/crashing a helicopter die so easily when their 2 half naked
and already half dead passengers survive with nothing more than a scratch or
two.

All I can say is "Thank **** for fast forward"

 

Dont bother with district 9 then.

 

If you fancy something that couldn't be more different then you could do
worse than have a look at 'Ma Femme Est Une Actrice' - half French, half
English dialogue.

Rather funny, remarkably accurate. One I'll be adding to the permanent
collection.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0269499/

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Don't read the comments, though, as they're full of spoilers.

--
Veggie Dave
http://www.iq18films.co.uk

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

Ignore Nige.

If nothing else you will understand about "Prawns"

 

This. I thought is was quite watchable.

Mmmmmm. Cat food.

 

The first half, anyway.

The second half was Michael Bay style action wank.

 

I was into the groove by then. It's a B movie after all, and 15mins too
long.