UKRM Film Club

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nige, Nov 29, 2010.

  1. Nige

    Nige Guest

    2012 - the worst film i think i have ever seen, fucking crap.

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    Nige, Nov 29, 2010
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    zymurgy Guest

    Worse than 'Tank Girl'

    I think not ..

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Nov 29, 2010
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    Gyp Guest

    Amateurs the lot of you. OK, 2012 did not accurately depict what happens
    when you fly through an ash cloud (or perhaps it did!) but there are a
    lot of worse films out there.

    Would you like me to send you T's video collection? Bram Stoker's The
    Mummy 2 was the latest arrival. £1 from the Co-Op remainders bin.
     
    Gyp, Nov 29, 2010
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  4. I enjoyed the collapsing cites an'stuff, but plot, story, were all
    non-existent or just crap. Still, the audience it was made for wouldn't
    have noticed that much.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 29, 2010
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    ginge Guest

    You mean you didn't believe the bit where the skyscrapers kept falling
    down on the plane no matter how much the pilot made it climb?

    HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT?!
     
    ginge, Nov 29, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    I liked the comic. The film, err, tanked.
     
    darsy, Nov 29, 2010
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  7. Nige

    darsy Guest

    yeah, it was crap. But not even close to the worst film I've seen.

    Try "Cyrus".
     
    darsy, Nov 29, 2010
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    CT Guest

    No, it doesn't!

    Who won, for starters?
     
    CT, Nov 29, 2010
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    Catman Guest

    You have led a sheltered life.

    fucking crap.
    It was that.

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    Catman, Nov 29, 2010
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  10. Nige

    Colin Irvine Guest

    Shirley Bassey meets Mandingo?
     
    Colin Irvine, Nov 29, 2010
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  11. Nige

    darsy Guest

    the only Gyp Service I might be interested is the "T Lending" one.
    why did you even bother?
     
    darsy, Nov 29, 2010
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    Hog Guest

    Tog and Ann watched it at my gaff on the 50" plasma/5.1 surround.
    Forget plot. Forget physics. In terms of some monster CGI and a home system
    workout, it rocks.

    OTOH

    I watched In Bruge on Saturday. It irritates the ****** out of me that it
    features laddie getting nailed below the heart with a 9mm flat nose and he
    runs on. Eventually taking another 3 and still being conscious.

    And at 25+ meters there was a large exit wound shown.

    I want to take the Director into the desert and demonstrate reality.
     
    Hog, Nov 29, 2010
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    CT Guest

    Me neither.
    I think if I started to get uppity over inaccuracies like that in a
    comedy such as In Bruges, I think I might just decide to turn the
    fucking gun on myself!
     
    CT, Nov 30, 2010
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  14. Nige

    CT Guest

    Oh, and just to be consistent in my views, IDGAF about the changing
    motorbike tyres in MI3 (?), or the use of a Ducati with an inline-four
    sound-track either!
     
    CT, Nov 30, 2010
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    ogden Guest

    Why did you bother to watch it? It was pretty clear from the trailer
    that it'd be terrible.
     
    ogden, Nov 30, 2010
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    Hog Guest

    When he picks up the gun from the Belgian dealer the bloke offers him a few
    "dum dums" and he takes the entire box from him. They appeared to be flat
    nose rather than hollow point.
    A jacketed bullet may pass through the body if it doesn't hit a hard
    internal structure. Of course military ammo is designed to do just that.
     
    Hog, Nov 30, 2010
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  17. Nige

    Hog Guest

    If I'm honest I couldn't reliably hit a jar at 15m with the S&W .357. Stock
    sights.
     
    Hog, Nov 30, 2010
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  18. Nige

    Hog Guest

    When you have had a lot to do with firearms it rankles. Just like 2T m/c
    sounds for 4T's, people jumping off 20 ft buildings without breaking an
    ankle and machine guns that don't hit anything.

    And before you ask, my diet has plenty of fibre.
     
    Hog, Nov 30, 2010
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