Alexander. Slept for an hour in the middle. Wished I was asleep for the rest. Avoid.
On the topic of recently watched films: Bad Taste - Peter Jackson's directorial debut. So awful, it's marvellous
So I've heard. I watched Big Fish last night. Kind of hard to follow in certain bits - the end tore me up.
I watched it due to its position in the imdb 'top 250 chart,' not knowing what it was about[1]. I thought it was absolutely brilliant, a thoroughly enjoyable ride. [1] Sheep, automaton, etc.
I liked it, and I know someone who looks just like the giant. He still hasn't twigged the in-joke either.
Well, in the bits that I was awake for, there was quite a lot of hugging and kissing with his favourite ****-puppet, and he told the guy that he loved him more than anyone else, etc. There was no actual felching on screen.
Announcer voice over: "And now we are down to the last two in the Big Bear house. Bear himself and Darsy. Although no-one has seen Darsy since Bear completed the 'digging the vegetable patch' task, he's not been chucked out so surely he must be there somewhere."
With his back? This *is* supposed to be reality TV, y'know. -- Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Germaine Greer Ann Widdecombe Denise Lewis Sinead O'Connor Nicola Horlick Ann-Marie Huby Tony Adams Stephen Fry Tam Dalyell Steve Hislop Ian McEwan Clive Stafford-Smith
hell, yeah - bring back "The Good Old Days", "The Black & White Minstrel Show" and Val Doonigan. Or maybe you fancied trying to revive the Music Hall. Get a fucking perspective. Reality TV is over-blown, over-hyped pap to keep the fucking proles from wondering what the ****'s wrong with their lives. A bit like football, actually.
They'd never do that - where do you think all the advertising revenue comes from (well, that and Jim Davidson car loans)
