valuable info, but humorous

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria found in feces.
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In other words,
we are consuming one kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, scotch,
whiskey, beer or other liquor, because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
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Remember:
Water = Poop
Scotch, Beer, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of shit.
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There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm
doing it as a public service