Very Unusual Spam

This is new 419er variant, I wonder what the next little hook will be:

From: HIGH KILLERS
Sent: Monday, August 06, 2007 7:57 PM
Subject: I want you to read this message very carefully


Bad Day,

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with you
till further notice, You have no need of knowing who i am, where am from,
till i make out a space for us to meet and discuss the whole situation if
you agree to my terms, i have being paid US$10,000.00 in advance to
terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employers, it's one i
believe you call a close friend, i have followed you closely for one week
and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation,
Now do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them, because
if you do i will know as i have contact every where with the police and
other security agent, and might be pushed to do what i have being paid to
do, beside, this is the first time I turned out to be a betrayer in my job.

 

Certainly different. I suspect it may be a bit more blunt than most
419, and be a straight demand for money.

Obviously tosh, though.


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It's not spam and yes, we *are* watching your every move.

HTH

 

At least one of you can speak English!

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Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

Now, if it was pretty much anyone else, I'd say it was unlikely.

Can I have the Ducati?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Rather good, that. String him along for a while. My guess is that you'll
be asked to pay a fee to get the contract removed, but it would be huge
fun to see what transpires next.

I can give you some creative suggestions, should you need any (unlikely,
I know).

 

Not that new ... http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/hitman.asp

 

I've tracked down some info on this using the net. It seems to emenate from
Moscow.

 

Well frankly I had to read it twice and raise an eyebrow in a Moore stylee.

If the senders read some recent transcrip from the High Court NI the weight
of irony might create a singularity fit to suck them up their own arseholes.

Normally I'd say yes but you are so bloody careless with motorbikes.

 

Hmmm, personally, although a few people probably want me out of the
way, they would never have the willpower to be able to save the ten
grand out of their dole cheques for long enough without blowing it
all on more beer/fags/drugs - so I suspect I am safe - but ever
vigilant!

Chris D

 

<waves hand>

 

Internal dosimetry preferred (alpha in the body can't be detected from
outside).

 

Nice, but my favourite in terms of originality remains this one:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/16/cosmic_419er/

Geo

 

That is utterly splendid.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

Cnut.

<ups contract>

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Generally more reliable than TNT, I'll give you that - but not as
accurate in this context IME.

 

Printed and passed around the office here!

 

The shocking thing is that these 419ers are making a mint while this
poor African Astronaut languishes in space. :-(

 

Be fair though, with your gob you'd have to take this pretty
seriously.

 

One keeps ones i's open and one obviously carries a couple of million in
iLife Insurance and an iGlock