Very Unusual Spam

Bugger!! You beat me to it, I must organise usenet access at work or I
am going to miss everything.

 

Only ten grand US? You should be insulted.

 

"Dear High Killer,

I am afraid your efforts have been in vain. I am now deeply in debt
after the recent Foot & Mouth outbreak has ruined my business. Thus I am
infact thinking of killing myself. However, this will be impractical to
you, since someone then will want their 10.000 back. I might be
persuaded to skip my plan, but then I obviously need a little capital to
start another business. If you leave 2.000 in a grey sealed envelope in
my mailbox before lunchtime tomorrow, I might think of trying to face
another year on this miserable planet."

 

Mother of God, do you have any idea of my basic "hygene" costs?

 

steve auvache wrote

I am genuinely astonished that you haven't already.

 

Give me time. Right now I am learning stuff and am actually busy.

 

steve auvache wrote

Not too busy to post here, I notice ...

I drove to London yesterday, and decided to go through a bit of Town to
SW19 (Shepherds Bush, Earls Court, Fulham, Putney etc), to experience
the traffic for the first time in several years.
The place is infested with suicidal psyclists and couriers, who make cab
drivers look soft.
Now, I don't get out of the way for anybody who tries it on blatantly,
so it was quite exciting altogether!

 

Note the time please. I am not posting until after I get home, which
just happens to be less than 5 minutes after I leave.

 

steve auvache wrote

Oh sorry, fair enough ... but we must be realistic here - why should I
assume that any poster to ukrm knows how to set the system clock on
their computer, or even know what day of the week it is?

Leave where? Home? You popped out for five minutes then?