Vesta Meals

Probably not. Homepride sauces are gloopy IME. A closer approximaton
would be those sachets you get with your Batchelors Super Noodles or
similar. Remember we're trying to get a certain taste here...

 

I've certainly bought packets of crispy noodles on occasions. I mean,
let's face it, that's why we liked Vesta meals...

 

Presumably the same applies in reverse, and the poor southerners are
running out of black pudding, Scottish salmon, and Pontefract cakes.

Owain

 

Blimey! How long do your farts last?

 

Why the **** would I want to eat factory farmed salmon or pontefract
cakes?

 

No, we can get black pudding dahn 'ere in the Soft South (© Henry Root; 1979).

But we can't get proper green Cream Soda.

 

The only good thing about Vesta meals was their run of TV commercials
featuring Stanley Baxter in the 1980s.

 

Scotland isn't a factory, it's a country

T

 

I don't think anyone can get proper green cream soda any more.

 

That'd be a spork...

 

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Or that rarer hybrid the foon.

 

indeed, people work in factories.

 

No, no..................a splade! I still have some which we eat all sorts
of squidgy food with!
Much better than a fork, and not as greedy-looking as a spoon!

 

True, that god for the Barnett formula otherwise we'd be packing shelves for
minimum, like your good self no doubt.

 

Parliamo Vesta?

"Haw, gerracurry ooty raboaks."

 

Nearly..............cross between a SPoon and a bLADE allowing you to cut
(softish) food and shovel it in!!

 

The Scottish national industry is shoulder chip manufacture!