VMax

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 11, 2008.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    I realise that I shouldn't be one to criticise, having killed one of the
    originals very dead indeed, but...

    OK, they're making a new one. Good, good. Stupid amount of horsepower,
    lovely. But dear god! The *exhaust*...

    http://www.new-vmax.com/explore/gallery.jsp

    Eww...

    I wonder how much it'll be?
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 11, 2008
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Dunno. The web site's slower than a slow thing on a go slow day.
     
    Simon Wilson, Jun 11, 2008
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    JB Guest


    More than I could ever afford.

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 11, 2008
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    JB Guest

    "adequate".

    HTH..

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 11, 2008
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    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot Guest


    * G.E.N.I.C.H. [Jenik] stands for Genesis in Electronic engineering aimed at
    New, Innovative Control technology based on Human sensibilities.


    FFS!
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Jun 11, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    It is. It's gopping.
    197BHP.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 11, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "Mungo \"Two
    Yeah, but has it got any fucking brakes?
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 11, 2008
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    prawn Guest

    *sproing*

    Nothing an angle grinder can't fix.
     
    prawn, Jun 11, 2008
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    JB Guest

    <translation>
    "Still handles like a 3-legged geased pig on rollerskates. (just like the
    last one)."

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 11, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    It's an unnecessary excrescence. A bit like a huge nose on an otherwise
    fairly normal-looking man.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 11, 2008
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    JB Guest

    E38 wiv' 2 wheels? suits you sir.

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 11, 2008
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    Christofire Guest

    In a group with a "TIUTA" fixation?

    NAHAY?
     
    Christofire, Jun 11, 2008
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    SD Guest

    "Disclaimer: The VMAX has a governed top speed of 220km/h, by a smart
    system, that still allows a complete ¼ mile run under full
    acceleration"
     
    SD, Jun 12, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Not really. It is (at least in theory) possible to lose the belly
    without surgery.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 12, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    Champ? Sorry mate, your argument's fucked.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 12, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD
    Hmmm... Mind, it is naked, to 137MPH's still *quite* a lot.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 12, 2008
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    Eiron Guest

    In a small bike shop in Reading yesterday I saw five old VMaxxes.
    What's the critical mass for them? Maybe WUN should take one away
    to prevent an explosion or a black hole forming.
     
    Eiron, Jun 12, 2008
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    sweller Guest

    Not my cup of tea, but the exhausts just look like something that would
    be on a bike like that.
     
    sweller, Jun 12, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    I don't see the problem with the exhausts, TBH. I think they're okay.
     
    Cab, Jun 12, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    'cos the BKing is shit?

    I'll put money on the table that the new VMax outlasts the BKing.
     
    Cab, Jun 12, 2008
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