Wallopers

Woohoo, back to sunny QLD after having served my penance in the West.

Do the wallopers still offer complimentary beatings when one crosses the
border?

 

You win the Kewpie doll Deevo. (Delivered with a free walloping!)

 

Do the wallopers still offer complimentary beatings when one crosses the

Loved the work on a poster exhorting people to

"Help your local police"

Underneath some cynic scrawled -

"Yeah, beat yourself up"

Best, Andrew

 

As in:-

"That's a nice shirt." <thump>

"Like the boots." <kick>

"Neat jeans" <thump>




regards,
CrazyCam

 

Not in public any more , but for you things can be arranged.

 

Maybe not on the mainland, but if you're on an island....

JL

 

Pennance, yes. The Defence force sent me here many years ago and are now
sending me back home.

Wallopers are indeed the QLD finest. Used to be a standing joke in the 70's
"welcome - thump - to - thump - QLD - thump - you - thump - long - thump -
haired - thump - bikie - thump - git"

Bit sad to leave the West though (despite the initial woohoo) there's a lot
of good things over here.

 

A public flogging! Sheesh, I'm flattered. Normally I don't warrant more than
a kick in the arse and "pull yer head in" I feel a bit chuffed ........

 

That's illegal too!