warning

Bugger you Yeebok
That is what I have always wanted
a nude photo of dear Julia Gillard

I was expecting you to post it

 

If you get an e-mail titled - ‘Nude photo of Julia Gillard’,
don't open it!

It contains a nude photo of Julia Gillard.

Apologies in advance.

 

Could be worse, it could have been Rudd.

 

The joke works better if you substitute Anna Bligh...

 

Well she has a particular physique but be sure to include the head paper
bag sans eye holes

 

Now now Doug, that would not be a joke at all
just bloody frightening

 

What kind of sick folk do you think hang around here, mate?

Now, if it was the deputy leader of the opposition, then, I might just
be tempted to have a look.

Not sure if she does nude though, abbreviated SS uniform would probably
be more her style. ;-)

regards,
CrazyCam

 

I was working for the Dept of Education, Science and Training while
Julie Bishop was Education Minister, and got to sit in on an address she
gave the troops about the Australian Technical Colleges that were
winding up at the time (early 2006)...

....you know how there's that lawyer in the US currently filing lawsuits
about Obama being ineligible for office because he can't prove he's an
American citizen? Now that she's come along, I can finally say that
Julie Bishop is not the most batshit-insane blonde female conservative
I've ever come across.

 

could be worse... could be <homer shudder> bronwin bishop ... </homer
shudder>

 

You seen to have forgotten Amanda Vanstone.

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

Do you make it a habit of coming across batshit-insane blondes?

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott