We all knew playpus' were odd but..

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Phil Launchbury, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. Phil Launchbury, Oct 26, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Oct 26, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest


    "You are standing in an ovary, oviducts lead off in all directions".

    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 26, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    There is a small dog.
    Pip, Oct 26, 2004
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Use shock collar on dog.
    Lady Nina, Oct 26, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    In an ovary? You know some strange women.
    Champ, Oct 26, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Knew of a burd once who had trouble with her aviaries. "Aviaries,
    Doctor?" she enquired, "Shouldn't that be ovaries?"
    "No, my dear ... " comes the reply " ... you've had a cockatoo in
    Pip, Oct 26, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Don't you just fucking wish you could manage a comeback like that -
    just the once?
    Pip, Oct 26, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    After so many years on ukrm, I find I occasionally unleash snappy comebacks
    that I regret, moments later...
    platypus, Oct 26, 2004
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    My best ever comeback came on cricket tour several years ago.

    Northiam v Ibis.

    Northiam skipper is local big-shot, and World Clay Pigeon Champion,
    George Digweed.

    Some discussion in the bar, concerning previous year's match,
    whereupon yours truly relates match facts and scores from memory to
    settle argument.

    "Blimey, Knowlesy, there's no flies on you" quoth George.

    "Not when I'm standing next to you, George"

    Perhaps you had to be there.

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    Salad Dodger, Oct 26, 2004
  11. platypus wrote

    If only......
    steve auvache, Oct 26, 2004
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    Owen Guest

    I see your jokes haven't improved... ;-)
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    Owen, Oct 27, 2004
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