Wednesday joke

Alfie Patten, the 13 year-old who recently became a father, has joined
the Fathers For Justice pressure group.

In an interview, he said: "It made sense as I already have a Spiderman
outfit."

I'll get my cape and hood.

 

Got that on text today.

 

Not as bad as the one I received earlier by sms...


"Do you have a shop near you that sells calendars? Only I need a new
Jade Goody one, as I've found mine only goes to March."

 

I resurrected the infamous 6-pack joke in work the other day. Many of the
people I work with are as much as 30 years my junior. I'm like a time
capsule for really bad jokes.

 

?

 

Why is a woman's **** so close to her arsehole?
So that, when she's drunk, you can carry her home like a 6-pack.

 

Alternatively:

so you can throw her out the house like a bowling ball

 

Clearly your experience in these matters is greater than mine.

 

"Owch"

 

That is so sick.


Fucking funny 'though !

 

On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:11:53 GMT, "platypus"

It's always nice to have a special porpoise.

 

Oh yes. I call mine "Flipper".

 

<straight bat>

Flipper was a bottle-nosed dolphin, not a porpoise.

 

The family used to have a boat down at Groomsport, which my mother had
called "Muc Mhara", which is the Irish for porpoise. It was a converted
lifeboat off a liner, a big old steel thing with a diesel engine and a
decent turn of speed.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

See, if you lot hadn't nicked all the lifeboats off the Titanic while
she was being built it could all have been so different.

 

Except the boat was avowedly off the Star of India, and it wasn't actually
the Titanic...

http://www.titanic-titanic.com/titanic_conspiracy_theory.shtml

 

I don't get it.

 

She's about to check out
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7890002.stm