Weight Watching

Damn. There goes my cunning plan.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Oh no. This one's going airborne.

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Flying monkeys? They really are out to get those friends of Dorothy,
aren't they?

 

Yeah, I know. I seem to talk myself out of 'the point' by the time I've had
a shit day of going nowhere at work, missed the kids going to bed,
remembering I'm losing my hair, being skint and stuff.

Put on nearly two stone in a few months since getting new job, losing
routine and missing daily (or so) runs.

What a loser!

 

[just had a couple of pain au chocolats (always feel a twat saying that

See - we said it looked and felt wrong. He said rather defensively.

 

You some kind of gestalt entity, or a member of the royal family?

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Just eat before you get really hungry. If you're famished you're much
more likely to eat faster and more. If you're not too hungry a salad
seems far more appetising and you'll eat it slower as well.

 

I think I read somewhere that the great plains of America produce
enough food to feed the entire planet. They just don't.

 

You'd be less of a loser if you retained the attribution line(s) in
your replies.

 

I'd be more interested in seeing population control in the first world.

 

TBH, that's fine with me, as it means us ugly-mugs will have more
success with women.

 

Time to ban immigration then - I want some empty roads back.

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There are enough Polish people[1] living in my road to service the
whole population, so no worries.

[1] Some of the girls are absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Makes it very
hard to concentrate on work when they keep walking past the window.

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<pure conjecture>
Random sterilisation by virus; drawback would be control of numbers.

Sure as shit though, if something doesn't happen to curb population
growth the Earth is fucked.

 

It's happening already in some parts. Have you been to Mid Lothian
recently?

 

Yes, an IQ test at 11. Those under the 110 bar are sterilised before
reaching 12. Job done.

 

I was out in Leeds recently, first time in a long time. Now when I went
there working for MMO2 the town (service jobs) was all Asians with a few
blacks. They seem to have been replaced with white skinned Eastern
Europeans. The girls are indeed unremittingly blonde and cute.

I wonder where all the Asians went.

 

Already present. Varying estimates, but there is a significant
minority of the African population who have natural immunity to at
least one of the HIV variants.

 

Oh come on now. Kids just spoil their lives anyway. They have too many
of them too young with not enough money or brains to raise them. They
"Will Be Happier"

 

*Damn*