Well, at last they've given up with the lies...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 4, 2008.

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    Pete M Guest

    Get a grip. Try moving out of the iWorld and into the real one.
     
    Pete M, Mar 5, 2008
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    Doki Guest

    The tube's a fucking dismal experience at any time. I visited a mate in
    London a few weeks back, my first visit to London for quite some time. The
    tube's fucking torture. You're crammed into a metal box with a load of other
    cunts, breathing air they've just exhaled, shaken around and it's
    horrendously noisy. If they did that in Guantanamo the Guardian would be up
    in arms...

    TBH life in London does seem to be a scarecly better existance than being an
    insect unless you've got a *lot* of money to afford a halfway decent house
    and a garden.
     
    Doki, Mar 5, 2008
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    des Guest

    as soon as you learn to snip.

    d.

    --
     
    des, Mar 5, 2008
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    Pete M Guest

    Cocks?
     
    Pete M, Mar 5, 2008
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    Snowleopard Guest

    I had you penciled in for unofficial salon lézard

    But I'm sure we can be flexible.
     
    Snowleopard, Mar 5, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    s'funny, I always quite enjoy getting the tube when I'm in London.
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Mar 5, 2008
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    Gyp Guest

    It's the rubbing against strangers bit, I suspect
     
    Gyp, Mar 5, 2008
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <WAG mode>

    You don't travel in the rush hour much in London then?

    </WAGm>
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 5, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    You're a Wife And Girlfriend? Well I never...

    Anyway, of course I don't travel much in the rush hour in London. I
    live in a leafy Edwardian square in a gentile provincial town. Why
    would I?

    All I'm saying is, on the couple of times a year when I use the tube
    in London, I usually quite enjoy it. Even if it is in the rush hour.
    This is undoubtedly because of the novelty factor, and I'm quite sure
    I'd tire of it very quickly indeed (see above re living in leafy
    Edwardian square in a gentile provincial town), but I can't quite see
    why the OP, on his first visit to London in several years, found the
    experience to be "fucking torture".
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Mar 5, 2008
    #69
  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    "Wild Assed Guess", as well you know.
    My life! Such a pleasant town I should live in already.
    Depends on which line he was on and what time of day. I've often had to
    wait for three trains to pass at King's Cross before being able to force
    my way onto one and standing pressed up against other people with
    questionable personal hygiene standards is not pleasant.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 5, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    <shrug> I guess I'm fairly tolerant of minor inconvenience.
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Mar 5, 2008
    #71
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 16:13:00 +0100, (des) wrote:

    snip>
    Why the **** should he take any notice of a waste of space iKike?
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 5, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    I once assisted[2] a colleague[1] onto a train at Clapham Junction.
    Basically, she stepped into the doorway and I shoved her into the mob.

    [1]30s, suicide blonde, fit as ****.
    [2]Japanese bullet train style
     
    platypus, Mar 5, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    Is there no end to these euphemisms?
     
    platypus, Mar 5, 2008
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    des Guest

    Heh. Temper, temper Andy ...

    d.
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    des, Mar 5, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    Me too.
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Mar 5, 2008
    #76
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    ogden Guest

    I've no real beef with the overcrowding - it's too too popular and
    there's only so much capacity available. I'm referring solely to
    failures which, this week, are significantly above the (crappy) average.

    A fully functional public transport system. That's the carrot.

    Punitive "congestion" charging, beyond the original remit, is pure
    stick.
     
    ogden, Mar 5, 2008
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    ogden Guest

    Rubbish.

    I'd move down the road to Henley just to be able to vote for him.
     
    ogden, Mar 5, 2008
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    Lady Nina Guest

    I've throughly enjoyed reading your views on the subject and would be
    interested to hear sweller's take on it.

    I've think I've made it clear in the past I'll be queuing to dance on
    Thatcher's grave. She leaves a legacy, one that sadly seems to be
    dismissed too lightly in some quarters.
     
    Lady Nina, Mar 5, 2008
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  20. I trust you assisted properly by shoving heartily on the buttocks?
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "A scone and tea at half past three
    Makes the day a little brighter
    Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
    And stick them up your shiter."
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 6, 2008
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