Well, I'm back.

I got to bed around midnight on the Saturday night and could clearly
hear someone in a nearby room already snoring like rolling thunder. The
worst I could have done was add a two-part harmony.

On the snoring front, the defining moment for me was waking up on the
Saturday and hearing a female voice from the other side of the wall say
"he's just a very loud snorer". Sorry about that.

 

Well, without wanting to get into a willy-waving contest, if it was
from the room to your right, it *could* have been about me on the other
side of her!

 

You as well?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

Not... yet.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Why. It wasn't even remotely funny.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Kiran

<holds hands apart>

See? I rest my case.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Vass

How do you know it wasn't Linda?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

How do you know that's where Linda was?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Kiran

Good point, well argued m'learned friend.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I'm surprised no-one took us up on the 10% off deal. Next time anyone
goes on Brittany ferries, ping me beforehand, mmkay?

Public thanks to Mr. Bonwick for the use of his nut.

Also thanks to Platy for the offer of a bed, unfortunately #1 'I didn't
sleep at all' son was too drowsy/asleep at the time to realise what was
being offered.

 

10% off the tunnel??

 

<Reads again>

Oh I see.

No just Brittany ferries.

 

Next time, i'll look where the hotel is, and take the ginge option ;-)

That was a bloody long way for a drink or two ...

Paul.

 

I reckon I might have to start charging as a lifestyle coach at this
rate.

 

Drink more; it makes the trip worthwhile.

Buggeroff interfering with my lifestyle, you wuss. )

 

We shall call you "Winnebago".