Well, that was entertaining ...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Salad Dodger, Apr 24, 2010.

  1. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Just got "doorstepped" by a canvasser for the "Respect" party.

    Gorgeous George has come to Limehouse and Poplar.

    Obviously, the likes of me don't warrant a personal appearance, so he
    sent a halfwit instead.

    "Can we count on your support in the forthcoming election?"

    Which earned him ten minutes of why he couldn't.

    Apparently, he likes to do things "differently".

    That got him another five minutes.
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    Salad Dodger, Apr 24, 2010
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    sweller Guest

    Stupid trots.
     
    sweller, Apr 24, 2010
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    His man is a self-serving, egocentric, media whore with no concern for
    his constituents other than as a means to further inflate his own ego.

    He seldom, if ever, attends Parliament, and his voting record is
    abysmal.
    I mentioned that I'd like my MP to take his politics seriously, and
    not to spend all his free time thinking up something "controversial"
    to say, just for the sake of it.

    I further suggested that courting the Muslim vote in Tower Hamlets was
    little more than exploitation, and when questioned why he wasn't
    defending his original constituency, I was offered no explanation.
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 24, 2010
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    M.Badger Guest

    The local LibDem candidate is a chap named Manjit Singh. He has been out
    canvassing door to door. Nice fellow, not smug or full of shit.
    When a Labour party minion smugly assumed I'd vote for them, I informed him
    that I'd be voting for Manjit. I won't, because I don't vote. He didn't know
    that.
    After a little sputtering and spluttering from said minion, he asked why. I
    informed him that you can trust a Sikh, and I trusted the Labour party about
    as far as I could spit my van.
    By the time I'd done grilling him about Labour party shareholders and why
    they traded as Alisdair Darling MP and some other minor stuff regarding why
    Police forces and court systems are registered businesses etc, he fair ran
    away from me. Didn't seem to want to answer my questions
    There is some fun stuff here for winding them up with.
    http://www.tpuc.co.uk/
     
    M.Badger, Apr 24, 2010
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    Dan L Guest

    I saw George driving up the A40 through Marylebone on Friday. He was
    in a green Mercedes M-Class 4wd which had loads of posters of his ugly
    mug pasted to it.

    Fucking knob-jockey.
     
    Dan L, Apr 25, 2010
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  6. Well... I think he's lost it recently (sadly) but I'd rather have
    conviction politicians with ego-driven-flaws than lobby fodder.

    At least he's believed in things and done stuff rather than following
    the party line trying to get a cabinet position.
     
    stephen.packer, Apr 25, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    what, a racist jew?

    never!
     
    darsy, Apr 25, 2010
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    Cab Guest

    Warren Mitchell is as Jewish as they come. IIRC he classes himself as atheist
    though.
     
    Cab, Apr 25, 2010
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    ogden Guest

    Brace yourself...

    Warren Mitchell != Alf Garnett.

    Sorry if I've shattered any lifelong delusions.
     
    ogden, Apr 25, 2010
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Try Immodium.
     
    Pip Luscher, Apr 25, 2010
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    zymurgy Guest

    I'm amazed you wasted breath on them.

    Slow news day ?

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Apr 25, 2010
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    Cab Guest

    Heh, no delusions shattered. IIRC, Garnet used to slag off the Jews who
    supported Spurs, quite often.
     
    Cab, Apr 25, 2010
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    DR Guest

    Cab posted:
    ISTR a short-lived series in which Mitchell played a Jewish factory
    manager (somewhat less than orthodox, however, and who was partial to
    a nice bacon butty) relocated to Belfast. I'm pretty sure the first
    episode included the line "so are you a Protestant Jew, or a Catholic
    Jew?", or similar...
     
    DR, Apr 25, 2010
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