Welsh plod

I am receiving reports that a close neighbour has just had their gaff
turned over by Wales' finest. It seems that one of the household is a
gobby little shit who's upset one person too many, and got himself
grassed up.
Apparently, three plants were found, one belonging to said shit, and two
to another occupant.
The boys in blue failed however, to detect the large jar of dodgy
mushrooms on top of a wardrobe in one of the bedrooms, and also failed
to even detect the existence of the large study (as in; an entire room)
containing, and I quote; 'rather a lot of whacky'.

Two on bail, and I've realised the Force is no longer with me, as I
heard all about this from my daughter, who's near Doncaster.

I did chuckle though.

 

When I was a student a group of lads in a shared house were running low
on dope and decided to bake everythig they had into a cake. A few houres
later the cake was on a low table in the sitting room when the police
burst in with a dog. The nice policeman put the cake on top of the
bookcase to keep it out of the dog's way.

 

There is a perfectly decent seed of hash that will grow outside in the UK
y'know