What a very UKRM way...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 28, 2010.

  1. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Beav Guest

    Yeah, and it's a shame. There used to be a fair amount of it going on near
    where I lived as a sprog, but not anymore. Great to watch in real life, as
    opposed to YouTube clips.

    And the only way to earn money is as a commercial pilot at the top of the
    salary ladder. Instructors earn pennies. A minimum 1000 hours on your
    ticket, including a wodge of them on the type of aircraft you want to fly
    commercially is also pretty much the standard if you want a job flying.

    Flying as a means to make money or even to simply earn a decent living costs
    a few quid [1] and takes a ,long time and there's still no guarantees.

    Or as one could say "If you want to make a small fortune from flying, start
    out with a large one."

    [1] I the same way that a few quid equals many thousands.
     
    Beav, Aug 29, 2010
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  2. A gyro would not be able to carry much spray liquid though, you'd be
    forever having to go back and refill.
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Aug 30, 2010
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  3. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    wessie Guest

    I worked on a mixed arable/dairy farm just after finishing A'levels. My
    father was the herdsman. The boss' son, who had spent time in Australia,
    thought heli-spraying would work on a farm in the Wye Valley. The largest
    field was 50 acres and that had a power line running across the long
    diagonal.

    We found the work involved preparing the fields, putting markers out as
    this was pre-GPS, helping the pilot load spray, notify residents, close a
    road etc took loads of work and the job cost a shed load more than hiring a
    man and a lightweight tractor with a huge fucking boom for a couple of
    days.
     
    wessie, Aug 30, 2010
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  4. Yeah, but I was referring to a gyro, not a heli. Gyros are much
    lighter.
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Aug 30, 2010
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  5. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    wessie Guest

    Oi. That was my joke from last week you plagiarising old ****.
     
    wessie, Aug 30, 2010
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  6. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    wessie Guest

    Oh. I've been co-opted onto the gardening meme. Uphill struggle, as ever.
     
    wessie, Aug 30, 2010
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    Krusty Guest

    Nicely played Sir.
     
    Krusty, Aug 30, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    In return, perhaps you should educate steve in the delights of uphill
    gardening.
     
    SIRPip, Aug 30, 2010
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  9. So are torches :p
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Aug 30, 2010
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  10. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    SIRPip Guest

    I prefer Zippos.
     
    SIRPip, Aug 30, 2010
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Well, a small single-seater, sure, but they don't *have* to be that
    tiny.
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 30, 2010
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  12. 1 cubic metre of water = 1 tonne. More than the weight of the gyro.
    Makes a hell of a difference in light aircraft. I don't know how much
    spray they have to carry but even if it is just 500 litres, that's
    seriously gunna affect a gyro's performance.
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Aug 30, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    'Seasy, innit. I _am_ ginger.
     
    SIRPip, Aug 31, 2010
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  14. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Pip Luscher Guest

    I was really thinking in terms of a purpose-designed aircraft; you're
    looking at existing sport models, which are in effect the microlights
    of the rotorcraft world - it's a bit like saying that because a
    microlight can't be used as a crop duster, no other fixed-wing
    aircraft can.

    Admittedly the majority of current gyro types do tend to be small
    single-seaters (in the UK largely due to cost and licensing
    restrictions), but there's no engineering reason why that should be
    so.
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 31, 2010
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  15. Valid point, but still is there a gyro out there that can haul half a
    tonne? I still think that once you get to that weight, you would be
    going to a helicopter.
    So why aren't they out there?
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Sep 1, 2010
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  16. That's a structural load test. There's no way that thing would fly
    with 1600 kg on board [1]

    Neat looking little aircraft though.

    [1] or were you taking the piss?
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Sep 1, 2010
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  17. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Pip Luscher Guest

    At this very moment? Probably not, for the reasons I'll give below.
    The majority of current gyros are cheap recreational one or two-seat
    aircraft for enthusiasts, simple as that. They don't need high lift
    capability.

    Generally, commercial aircraft are used for getting from point A to
    point B rapidly, or one needs to land/takeoff vertically or hover.
    Obviously the ability to do both would be the ideal but there are
    penalties. Conventional fixed wing aircraft are efficient at the
    high-speed bit but need runways. Helicopters can do the VTOL/hover
    bits but are usually much more expensive to run and can't fly fast. A
    basic gyro is a kind of halfway house and does neither particularly
    well. They aren't out there simply because there are few commercial
    applications that require one-tonne lift capability, other than very
    specialized ones, where they may compete.

    One such specialized application might be crop dusting, where the low
    cost and low speed capability of a gyro could be useful and the need
    to hover or takeoff vertically isn't required, which is why I
    mentioned it in the first place. Perhaps the development costs would
    be prohibitive, but that didn't stop the development of such aircraft
    as the Dromader, NDN Fieldmaster, etc.

    There are other issues, to be fair. In the UK, recreational gyros have
    a relatively poor safety record.

    Gyro enthusiasts will point out how stable they are, how easy to fly
    and how safe they are; they will usually point to the fact that they
    can't be stalled like a fixed-wing and engine failure merely means
    they sink naturally rather than needing immediate emergency action
    like a helicopter. However, they do have one handling flaw that can be
    fatal if the pilot is inexperienced. Suddenly shoving the stick
    forward can unload the rotor and cause the aircraft to tumble forwards
    out of control. This is irrecoverable. Unfortunately, an experienced
    fixed-wing pilot's instinct is likely to be to do just that if he gets
    it into his head that he's about to stall. Certain older designs were
    also prone to what's known as a 'powered push-over', which has
    essentially the same consequences and is caused by having a high
    thrust-line WRT the CofG. Naturally, modern designs take account of
    this possibility.
     
    Pip Luscher, Sep 1, 2010
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  18. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Pip Luscher Guest

    The thrust-line problem made it very easy to cause an acident, but
    ultimatelty it usually took pilot input to actually cause the crash.
     
    Pip Luscher, Sep 2, 2010
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  19. But you can gyro a heli to the ground.

    Personally, I'd want that engine lift and the power in the blades to
    be able to push out if needed. YMMV

    And yes I agree you could probably build a gyro with that amount of
    lift, but that fact that no-one yet has done it seems to indicate to
    me that the dynamics may not be there - you have to get a shitload of
    thrust to keep rotation up. Willing to be proved wrong.
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Sep 2, 2010
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    crn Guest

    Not if you are low and slow. You need height to autorotate, you can
    convert speed into height but low and slow is a fatal combination
    if the donkey quits.
    Fizzicks innit.
     
    crn, Sep 3, 2010
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