What a week...

Gawd alive, started off going to Exeter & back, with horrific hassle,
rain, bastards & cocknockers. Midweek comprised of more hassle, bastards
& assorted mongstretchers.

Today, i got an order for £500k & one for £80k, more or less out of the
blue, well, i expected them but with more of a fight

Given our average order value per week is around £20k max (but is
project based, so can be more, but not as often)& we're running at 200%
already this year, i'm pretty fucking chuffed.

I am fucking chuffed to **** & intend drinking myself blind tonight &
given the fact i have had a massive fucking abcess on my tooth all week,
too right.

Nice when a plan comes together, especially in the current climate...

Any of you cunts live in Brighton wants to put me up for a night or two
a week, for the next year, must be NS & GSOH, SWF or MBF, of course.

 

Well that's me fucked for the next hour or two wondering where the **** I
can find a willing mong to stretch.

Anyway, well done Nige.

 

I never said they were willing...

Cheers, chuffed i am.