What am I to do

....with these three bottles of Longrow?

 

You've drunk them already haven't you ?

Mind you, it depends if you are mispelling a cider or talking about Whisky

 

FFS. The pixies, I guess. What happened to wip?

 

He could, of course, be casting ...

 

IIRC, WIP had arranged for Jackie to take them from yours to the Pixies,
but Jackie left before putting them in her car. Or something.

 

Oh dear.

I suppose I'll have to take care of them.

 

Shit, I forgot to send you a cheque, Colin. Erm, you've still got a
bottle set aside, right?

 

I took them to platy's, the pixies weren't there, Jackie is taking
them on the next leg - it's all in hand.

 

reads down thread <bangs head> It was all in hand.

Jackie!

 

Never mind. They're safe with me.

 

Er .... yes!

It's just that, er.... it's one of the three with platy.

 

<g> Super!

 

Actually, I was thinking more in terms of holding them to ransom.

 

<chortle>

 

<Gloom>

What fuckwit thought using the ukrm Underground Railway for malt Scotch
was a good idea?

 

Ah. Well, I'll bung a cheque off today and hope.

 

This is a usage of the word "safe" that we are not familiar with.
Please explain...

 

Well, safe as in, err, "safe", I suppose. I'll take good care of them.

 

I'm sure you'll take very good care of them.
Ibuprofen will be your friend...

 

Does his stomach count as secure storage?

Ali