What am I to do

It certainly counts as storage.
Secure is another matter...

 

Your word is your bond?

 

IYRC I wasn't planning to use it for yours.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

What, licenced to kill?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Basildon Bond, more like.

 

I have bonded kidneys.

 

Do I still have one in Trust?

 

Yep.

 

Assuming that those bottles are still in the present tense..

Phil

 

Indeed - they could be past, passed or passed on by now.

 

Nah, PG Tips monkey.

 

Do you know the piano's on my foot?

 

When I nod my head hit it with a hammer

Phil

 

I have all these letters I cut out of the paper...

 

CT says...

In Sreve Auvache's case, Billericay Bond.

 

Yes, as if they were your own...

Laura

 

Laura Smith says...

You're pissed off because that means you don't get any of them.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman belched forth and ejected the
following:

I'd have bought one over. Seriously. I'm not a Scotch drinker.

 

*Phew*

Cheque wnt off today, btw.

 

Until, that is, you asked me to - which is why your bottle is now with
platy, and why it's not me that's the fuckwit.

Ta!