What little things can spoil your ride?

Here are a few things that can make my motorcycle rides less than 100%
enjoyable:

Cars & traffic
Itchy body part (nose, bum, etc)
Runny nose
Full bladder / bowel
Unidentifiable buzzing or rattling motorcycle component
Too hot / too cold
Rain

Please add to the list!

 

Rain is great, makes the ride more interesting, same with heat and cold.
Itchy bum (use canstean) just scratch it. Runny nose wipe it, full blader
stop and take a leak, buzzing, use ear plugs.

Boxer

 

lack of

fuel
money
time
tyres

 

permanent erection

 

Geez, you are sensitive.

BTW, a few elderly U.C. members reckon one of your "problems" could be
solved with a colostomy.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

A flat tyre!

 

So you admit that's a 'little' thing?

 

whatever

 

1. Getting a cramp in your hamstring blows!!! Can never seem to get
rid of that one. It's like a nagging pillion who keeps wanting you
to slow down.
2. Copping a bee sting in between your collar and your helmet isn't
fun.
3. When you don't see Wedgetail eagles and crows sitting on roadkill
off the road's edge until they fly off directly across your line!!!
4. Retirees in caravans who believe the winding "scenic" routes are
made just for their pleasure.
5. Having some cashed-up squiddie on an R1 overtake you on straights
and then stopping 5kms down the road on the first bend to call an
ambulance for him and get his bike towed.

Yerp

***There are drunk riders and there are old riders. There are NO old,
drunk riders.***

 

1/Having a spider completely full the inside of you visor

2/ Not having spare pair of undies ( see 1 )

3/ Combined fog and cold

4/ Dirt

5/ Radar

6/ Roadworks 40kph signs especially when noone working

 

No more Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters for you then...

 

Geez, just 'cos I *look* like I've been hit with a pile of bricks...

 

Gold bricks are a totally different exercise. Chewier, for starters.

 

having to ride 5km to get to a bend.

Nev..

 

Something that may or may not be a bug tickling the inside of your ear.

 

There's a difference?

Fraser

 

I can't stand gusty winds that push the bike all over road.

Fraser

 

Christ! If those little things piss you off then give your bike away and
catch a fucking bus!

 

You wouldn't like Highway one between Caiguna and Balladonia then. "Next
corner 144.5 kms". It's quite un-nerving when you get to it though.

Theo