What little things can spoil your ride?

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by azi, Oct 13, 2007.

  1. azi

    azi Guest

    Here are a few things that can make my motorcycle rides less than 100%
    enjoyable:

    Cars & traffic
    Itchy body part (nose, bum, etc)
    Runny nose
    Full bladder / bowel
    Unidentifiable buzzing or rattling motorcycle component
    Too hot / too cold
    Rain

    Please add to the list!
     
    azi, Oct 13, 2007
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  2. azi

    Boxer Guest


    Rain is great, makes the ride more interesting, same with heat and cold.
    Itchy bum (use canstean) just scratch it. Runny nose wipe it, full blader
    stop and take a leak, buzzing, use ear plugs.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Oct 13, 2007
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  3. azi

    J5 Guest

    lack of

    fuel
    money
    time
    tyres
     
    J5, Oct 13, 2007
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    will_s Guest

    permanent erection
     
    will_s, Oct 13, 2007
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  5. azi

    CrazyCam Guest

    Geez, you are sensitive.

    BTW, a few elderly U.C. members reckon one of your "problems" could be
    solved with a colostomy. :p

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Oct 13, 2007
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    Richard Guest

    A flat tyre!
     
    Richard, Oct 13, 2007
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  7. So you admit that's a 'little' thing?
     
    Shaun Van Poecke, Oct 13, 2007
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    will_s Guest

    whatever
     
    will_s, Oct 13, 2007
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    yerp Guest

    1. Getting a cramp in your hamstring blows!!! Can never seem to get
    rid of that one. It's like a nagging pillion who keeps wanting you
    to slow down.
    2. Copping a bee sting in between your collar and your helmet isn't
    fun.
    3. When you don't see Wedgetail eagles and crows sitting on roadkill
    off the road's edge until they fly off directly across your line!!!
    4. Retirees in caravans who believe the winding "scenic" routes are
    made just for their pleasure.
    5. Having some cashed-up squiddie on an R1 overtake you on straights
    and then stopping 5kms down the road on the first bend to call an
    ambulance for him and get his bike towed.

    Yerp

    ***There are drunk riders and there are old riders. There are NO old,
    drunk riders.***
     
    yerp, Oct 13, 2007
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  10. azi

    will_s Guest


    1/Having a spider completely full the inside of you visor

    2/ Not having spare pair of undies ( see 1 )

    3/ Combined fog and cold

    4/ Dirt

    5/ Radar

    6/ Roadworks 40kph signs especially when noone working
     
    will_s, Oct 13, 2007
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  11. azi

    Toosmoky Guest

    No more Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters for you then...
     
    Toosmoky, Oct 14, 2007
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  12. azi

    Toosmoky Guest

    Geez, just 'cos I *look* like I've been hit with a pile of bricks...
     
    Toosmoky, Oct 14, 2007
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    Resound Guest

    Gold bricks are a totally different exercise. Chewier, for starters.
     
    Resound, Oct 14, 2007
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    Nev.. Guest

    having to ride 5km to get to a bend.

    Nev..
     
    Nev.., Oct 15, 2007
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Something that may or may not be a bug tickling the inside of your ear.
     
    Knobdoodle, Oct 17, 2007
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  16. There's a difference?

    Fraser
     
    Fraser Johnston, Oct 20, 2007
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  17. I can't stand gusty winds that push the bike all over road.

    Fraser
     
    Fraser Johnston, Oct 20, 2007
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    mrmoped Guest

    Christ! If those little things piss you off then give your bike away and
    catch a fucking bus!
     
    mrmoped, Oct 20, 2007
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    You wouldn't like Highway one between Caiguna and Balladonia then. "Next
    corner 144.5 kms". It's quite un-nerving when you get to it though.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Oct 24, 2007
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