What the heck is this bike?

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Damien Gardner Jnr, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. Damien Gardner Jnr, Feb 2, 2006
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  2. Damien Gardner Jnr

    Boxer Guest


    http://www.bosshoss.com/?CID=849024275.416988


    Its a Boss Hoss, they make a 502 cubic inch V8 motorcycle for hairy chested
    septics and of course a small block 350 cubic inch for the wife.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Feb 2, 2006
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  3. Damien Gardner Jnr

    Phil Guest

    Har har - reminds me of a p!ss funny thing I saw down at PI once. In
    the main street of Cowes around GP time there was a Boss Hoss parked
    out front of one of the pizza places. Of course it was attracting
    plenty of attention and lots of big bad hairy biker dudes ( no, not
    Clem or G-S! ) were standing around admiring/ridiculing it and we were
    all wondering who it belonged to.

    Soooo much to our amusement some weedy guy steps up from his table and
    heads right for it, with everyone having a chuckle at that. The
    chuckling turned to mirth when we watched him try and stand it up for
    about a minute!! Damn thing must be *heavy*, but then... dare I say it,
    he was pretty weedy.

    Then, the mirth turned to hilarity when he's given it the berries on
    his way up the street and almost lost the rear end completely :)

    Funny stuff.
     
    Phil, Feb 3, 2006
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  4. Damien Gardner Jnr

    G-S Guest

    OI!

    Clem may be big and I'm sorta hairy... but I refuse to be part of your
    clem/g-s clone project just so you've got the perfect big hairy biker dude!


    G-S
     
    G-S, Feb 3, 2006
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  5. Damien Gardner Jnr

    Phil Guest

    Actually I was thinking that if we crossed the both of you we'd end up
    with a short weedy Boss Hoss rider :)
     
    Phil, Feb 3, 2006
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  6. On the topic of big bikes, hilarity, and weedy guys.. We met up somewhere
    near sydney for the planning meeting for the OCAU Nth Vs Sth Ride.. There
    was a rather large contingent of harley riders at the pub we met up at, as
    well as our 30 or so sportsyish bikes.. Half-way through our lunch, these
    two girls decide it's time to leave. Now their harley looked ancient, had
    no cover on the big drive belt from the crank to the gearbox, and generally
    looked like crap.. Oh, and did I mention it was kickstart? So they're
    kicking away for a good 10 mins, before other harley riders come over and
    try. The general masses eating lunch outside this pub were getting a good
    show..

    Then one of the quieter members of our group, who rides a road/trail bike
    walks over (he's only very light-weight), and quietly asks if he could have
    a try. The big strong harley guys are all 'har har, sure mate, give it your
    best!'. So he reaches down, turns on the fuel tap, pulls out the choke,
    gives the throttle a couple of turns, and gives it a kick, and what do you
    know? she rumbles into life!. Got applause from everyone sitting there
    dining, and turned about 50 harley riders rather green with embarassment.

    Meanwhile we were all sitting there pissing ourselves laughing.

    Cheers,

    DG
     
    Damien Gardner Jnr, Feb 3, 2006
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  7. Damien Gardner Jnr

    Toosmoky Guest

    A Boss Hoss. Chev V8.

    I'd love one with a Gen III alloy Chev donk from a current Dunnydore.

    How to own a V8 and only pay motorcycle rego...Chuckle...
     
    Toosmoky, Feb 3, 2006
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  8. Damien Gardner Jnr

    G-S Guest

    Buying a Boss Hoss phil? *runs away quickly*


    G-S
     
    G-S, Feb 3, 2006
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  9. If you crossed Clem with a malnourished pygmy you still wouldnt get a short
    weedy anything. Because of Clems dominant genes obviously :)

    Al
     
    Alan Pennykid, Feb 3, 2006
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  10. Damien Gardner Jnr

    Phil Guest

    Like father like son Dad! Or is it mum?

    <confused>
     
    Phil, Feb 3, 2006
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  11. Damien Gardner Jnr

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Besides; we've both got very short hair!
    You need to talk to Agg or IK or someone.
     
    Knobdoodle, Feb 3, 2006
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  12. Damien Gardner Jnr

    JL Guest

    I really don't want to think about Clem being dominant thanks

    JL
    (whip me master ? Ugghh)
     
    JL, Feb 3, 2006
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  13. Damien Gardner Jnr

    Rich Sawkins Guest

    Looks like something I followed over Sydney harbour bridge a few weeks
    ago.... I thought it was a (weird) dream !!
     
    Rich Sawkins, Feb 3, 2006
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