What to do if you encounter giant scorpions???

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Ed Zagmoon, Jan 13, 2007.

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    Ed Zagmoon Guest

    This can happen anytime, because they are everywhere.

    So, if you are riding your bike and whoops! a giant scorpion appears,
    what can you do?

    Can you jump over it? Turn around? Talk to it? Kill it with kung fu?

    What do you do in case of a giant scorpion encounter?
     
    Ed Zagmoon, Jan 13, 2007
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    Tex Guest

    Yes, but whose?
     
    Tex, Jan 13, 2007
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    Damien Guest

    If it was me, I'd beat to death with a giant penis. I have no idea
    what you would do though. You should be worried.

    Damien
    GPX250 -> CBR600 -> F650/R1200GS (when the $$$ are there!)
     
    Damien, Jan 13, 2007
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    Damien Guest

    That depends on who I'm riding with at the time.

    Damien
    GPX250 -> CBR600 -> F650/R1200GS (when the $$$ are there!)
     
    Damien, Jan 13, 2007
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    smack Guest

    ya got one chance mate. Stop replying to crossposts or get killfiled. Don't
    make me get smee onto you
     
    smack, Jan 13, 2007
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    I tend to just nod a wave like I do to all German motorcycles......
     
    Knobdoodle, Jan 13, 2007
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    Kevin(Bluey) Guest


    Baygon.
     
    Kevin(Bluey), Jan 14, 2007
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    Boxer Guest

    A Lightworm will do the trick.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Jan 14, 2007
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    Moike Guest

    I just use my pre-planned response.

    Moike
     
    Moike, Jan 15, 2007
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