A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he\nglanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He\nsoon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate\nwould have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a\nconversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"\n\nShe turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual\nNymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "\n\nHe swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen\nsitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.\n\nStruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your\nbusiness role at this convention?"\n\n"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from\nmy personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about\nsexuality."\n\n"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"\n\n"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men\nare the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native\nAmerican Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.\n\nAnother popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when\nactually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.\n\nI have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina\nis the Southern Redneck."\n\nSuddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I'm\nsorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with\nyou. I don't even know your name."\n\n"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."