What's up with all the dwarves?

What's up with all the dwarves?

Pretend 3% of the American population were dwarves.

And all the banks were owned or controlled by dwarves.

And almost all the members of Obama's cabinet were dwarves.

And almost all the top military officers were dwarves.

And almost all the television networks were owned or controlled by
dwarves.

And almost all the movie studios were owned or controlled by dwarves.

And almost all the newspapers and magazines were owned or controlled
by dwarves.

And almost all of the major book publishing companies were owned or
controlled by dwarves.

And almost all the universities were controlled by dwarves.

And almost all of the major pharmaceutical companies were owned or
controlled by dwarves.

And a huge percentage of the financial swindlers and other flamboyant
criminals were dwarves.

And five dancing dwarves were arrested and later released after
filming and cheering the collapse of the WTC buildings on 9/11.

And the owner of WTC Building Seven who said it was brought down by
controlled demolition was a dwarf.

And a first responder to the Pentagon that lied saying he'd found dead
bodies, charred uniforms and missing plane parts was a dwarf who was
later awarded the no-bid contract to repair the Pentagon.

And the Ambassador to Yemen who obstructed the investigation of the
USS Cole was a dwarf.

And the Executive Director of the sham 9/11 Commission was a dwarf.

And to win political office you had to gain the support of the
dwarves.

And dwarves were in control of almost all major law enforcement
agencies.

And anybody that used the word "dwarf" was labeled anti-dwarf.

And dwarves got laws passed in many countries prohibiting the
questioning or investigation of an alleged past dwarf genocide.

And dwarves used blackmail, bribes, murder and other crime including
terrorism to force the formation of a Dwarf Nation.

And there was a powerful Dwarf Defense League.

And dwarves mixed and hid dwarf politics in with dwarf religion to
confuse any attack on the one as an attack on the other.

And dwarves ritualized the removal of foreskin from their penis's and
got dwarf doctors to do the same to non-dwarves.

At what point would you finally ask, "What's up with all the fucking
dwarves?"

 

I think I heard they control the porn industry too. And antivirus/
security software.